Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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30 Man Brawl And Match Cancellation The Only Desirable Result From Kiwis v Saffas RWC Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Rugby World Cup nears its conclusion, neutral fans of the game have today confirmed
Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who hasn’t had so much as a sniffle in five years
Barnaby Informs PM By Text That He’s Ready To Be Drought Envoy Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has thrown his hat in the ring to be the
‘It’s For A Birthday Party’’ Says Bloke Buying Cream Chargers And Balloons From Local Night Owl At 10pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week attempted to convince a Night Owl clerk that his late
“We Treat Our Animals Like Family” Says Farmer That Also Verbally Abuses And Whacks Sons With Poly Pipe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Basin grazer boasted this morning at the French Quarter Farmer’s Market
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major
Local Englishman Who Claims To Love The ‘Banter,’ Not Loving It Very Much Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A marketing manager from our town’s most English enclave has today confirmed that he’s
Albo Takes Picture Of His Young Self Off The Wall Before Penning Another Condemnation Of Palestine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has removed any reminder of what he used to believe in
Italian Backpacker Somehow The Hardest Working But Rudest Human Being Local Fruit Grower Has Ever Met
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact High on the cool slopes around Betoota, fruit growers are ready to harvest their
Little Fucken Fruit Fly Watching Telly With You Too!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During one of the only 340 odd nights a year he sits down to watch telly,
Son Becomes The Man Of The House After Being The One To Yell “Hip Hip!” At Birthday Party
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact Richard Thomas had never thought his position as head of the house would be under
Exciting Event Unfortunately In That Cunnovajoint Known As Homebush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has lived in Sydney for a few months has unfortunately stumbled upon the