Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Bachelorette Lovingly Caressed In Sleep By Climbing Plant She Forgot To Trim
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A sad bachelorette from Betoota Heights has found an unlikely bed buddy this week, which has
Irish-American President Not Very Irish When It Comes To Palestine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States of America has today reminded the world about his interesting
“Cowards” Says Veteran Local Health District Nurse Under Her Breath After Parents Reveal They Bought A Snoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A nurse at the French Quarter District Health Centre has laughed at two new
Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor Betoota Heights woman has unwittingly found herself victim to a Tool fan, who proceeded
Local Woman Questioning Getting Filler At Clinic As Nurse Rocks Up Looking Like Handsome Squidward
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman looking to dip her toe into getting cosmetic filler for the first time
Who Will Replace Eddie Jones? Here Are The Candidates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Wallabies coach Eddie Jones has pulled the pin and resigned this week, coming
Local Irishman Impressed By The Stunning Range Of Reasonably Priced Waistcoats At Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Irishman living in our town’s French Quarter is pleased today after learning
Britney Spears’ New Memoir Becomes First Bestselling Book To Be Over 80% Emojis
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact THE QUEEN IS SPEAKING: In perhaps the most anticipated memoir release since the gingernut prince, Queen
“It’s Actually Really Complex” Says Man Overwhelmed By The Complexity Of Rockets Killing Children
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As hundreds of millions of ordinary citizens rally around the world to demand a ceasefire between
“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself grappling with her grandparents’ decision to go on a month-
Rugby’s Hamish Calls Emergency Cocktail Dinner In Paris As Code Begins To Implode After Eddie Jones Quits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby’s Hamish has called an emergency cocktail dinner in Paris this evening after
All Blacks Fans Show Humility In Defeat By Declaring That Rugby Union Is Dead At International Level
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby fans from across the ditch have today reminded the world about their class and dignity,