Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Full Spectrum Of Human Emotions Found On Back Of Dive Bar Toilet Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A popular dive bar frequented by the town’s punks and metalheads is discovered to display
Ricky Stuart Spotted Outside ACT Courts Waiting For Weak Gutted Dog Copper That Fucked His Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Canberra Police have been publicly humiliated today, as their officers stand accused of falsifying their
Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don’t Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NRL stars Jack Wighton and Latrell Mitchell have this week been found innocent, after a 10
Nup-To-The-Cupper Wilfully Ignorant Of How Many Vegans Had To Die To Make Her Vegan Leather Couch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter hypocrite is today putting the finishing touches on a series of
Kim Kardashian Releases Range Of Male Undies That Makes You Look Like You Have A Stiffy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world of fashion is all set to experience another exciting trend, it can be confirmed
Bloke Losing Battle With Norwood Curse Cruelly Blessed With Pubes Like A 2000s Sheepskin Car Seat Cover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring sadly at his thinning hairline in the mirror, local bloke Ian Thompson lets out a
“Accommodation Is So Expensive” Says Man Blindsided By News Christmas Happens Same Time Every Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has made a profound discovery this morning as he uncovers the
Rugby Australia Board To Be Dissolved And Replaced By Hunter Valley Club Footy Stalwart, Trish
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby coach Eddie Jones’ controversial return to the Wallabies is officially over – as Rugby Australia confirms
Manlet Buys Ranger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A little guy has bought himself a Ford Ranger today, heralding a new beginning
Trick-Or-Treaters Terrify Local Boomers By Dressing Up As Respectful Indigenous Leaders With A Generous Proposal For A Non-Binding Voice To Parliament
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A frightening gang of wild youths are going from door to door in Betoota Heights, scaring
NSW Police Respond To ONEFOUR Documentary With A Return Diss Track On YouTube
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT New South Wales Police have decided to respond to the recent One Four documentary with their
Melbourne-Based South African Has Nobody Around Him That Understands How Special His Weekend Was
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Melbourne-based South African expat, Ruben Van Schalkwyk (30), is reportedly in a state of bewildered