National Party Leaders Criticise Own Members For 'Unhelpful Obsession' With Agriculture And Rural Communities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party would lose almost every seat if a Federal Election was called tomorrow. Just
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Silly Yank Carrying On Like Every Animal Here Wants To Kill You When They Have Bears And Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some big-boned American from the US Government’s Simpson Desert surveillance base has
Alpha Tauri Reveal The Top Of The Range F1 Vehicle Daniel Ricciardo Will Be Given The Keys To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Daniel Ricciardo has today taken the next step on his comeback to the F1 grid. The
Climate Club Inform Australia That 1st Rule Of Climate Club Is Telling Everyone About Climate Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia’s acceptance into an illustrious club. The travelling
Boomers Push For Inclusion In Future ANZAC Day Marches As They Paid 17.50% Interest In 1990
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local Baby Boomers is pushing for inclusion in all future ANZAC
Local Bloke Has His Dad Card Revoked After Failing To Point Stud Finder At Himself During Bunnings Trip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds father of three has had his dad card revoked today, after failing to
Factory Farmed Chicken At Least Became A Parmi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local cloud scored a silver lining today as a chicken that lived a short life
“You Think That iPad Is Cool, Check Out This Book!” Says Remarkably Optimistic Father
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has spoken today about his recent attempt to get his
Local Woman Unable To Identify Who’s A Bad Bitch Anymore Since Lip Smacker Jewel Lips Were Discontinued
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds millennial woman has today revealed she has no idea who the ‘baddest bitches’
Employee Asking For Pet Leave Asked If They Have Rocks In Their Head Where Their Brain Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A somewhat junior employee at a local mid-tier domestic public relations firm has
Brainwashed FoxSports Viewer Left Heartbroken By Footy Heroes Demanding 50 Billion Dollars From NRL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed his disappointment about the NRL’s dispute with the
“Oh My Godddd. Give It A Rest. I Can’t Even Remember Which Ministry That Was. Chill”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today told The Betoota Advocate that everyone ‘needs to take
Alistair Cook Says He Heard On The School Bus That Alex Carey Had 2 Ribs Removed So He Could Suck His Own Dick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Alistair Cook has been forced into a second humiliating apology in as many days, after falsely