Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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World’s Scientists And Economists Begin Questioning Their Life Work After Tony Abbott Labels Them A Cult
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 1000’s of highly trained experts have today been cast into an existential crisis, after a
Dad Boils A Billy And Grinds Beans By Hand To Avoid Being Humiliated By Pod Machine Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad has been reminded once again he can never beat the machine after being
Canberra Raiders Sacrifice Major Sponsors To Allow Space For Giant ‘ACAB’ On Front Of 2024 Jersey
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Outgoing Canberra Raiders star Jack Wighton and his cousin Latrell Mitchell have been cleared of all
Fishing Shirt Not Even Trying To Be Clever
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota fishing supplies shop has admitted it has phoned things in recently but that sales
Bald Real Estate Agent Providing Perfect Canvas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Professional and casual vandals alike are celebrating as a public sign featuring a bald real estate
“This Place Is A Shithole” Says Man Visiting North Sydney For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based meat trader has suffered the indignity of attending an in-person
Advice Column | How To Hide Your Problem Gambling From Your Spouse This Melbourne Cup Day
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I hate the term ‘problem gambling’. It doesn’t make sense. In my position
Sir Paul McCartney Dragged To Kick-Ons At The Met With New Mates From Suncorp Stadium Security
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sir Paul McCartney’s spectacular Wednesday night Brisbane show at Suncorp Stadium has left Queensland feeling
Local Root Rat Placed In Horny Jail After Dating App Deems 300 Swipes Per Hour A Little Excessive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A recently dumped bloke has been placed on a mandatory 11-day stand down
Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prince of Penrith looks set to become the Prince of Australia, after it was finally
Report: No Scarier Death Stare Than The One You Cop After Interrupting A Seasoned Yarn-Spinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Betoota’s leading pub science group has found that interrupting a season