Christ! Leftie Wife Blowing Up About Gettin' The Little Fella Some Rafferty's Garden Again!
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has paid the price for just trying to do the right thing
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“OK, Mr Taylor. Put Your Kevlar Vest On. Let’s Get You To Headingley Safely” Says Tubby’s New Bodyguard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Cricket Family has traveled to Headingley this week with added security, following
Local Dad Provides Delightful Encore To Loud Snoring By Violently Hacking Up Phlegm In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has this morning delighted the household with an absolutely stunning medley of
Report: Fuck’s Sake Just Turn Every Golf Course Into Apartments And End This Supply Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the Diamantina Housing Institute (DIA) has found that too much
Woman Who Brushed Teeth To Stop Late Night Snacking Finds Herself Rummaging In Cupboard Again At 11pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been thwarted by her feeble attempt to stop snacking, as
PM: “Fixing Any Problem Facing Australians Right Now Is Political Suicide, So Hopefully It Just Gets Better On Its Own”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has the nation buoyed this morning after sharing some of his
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed
Melbourne Boys Congregating On Phillip Island Beach Mistaken As Part Of Penguin Parade
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tourists eager to see penguins on Phillip Island beach have gotten more than they bargained for
Sulking Local English Man Told To Stop Trying To ‘Bazlight’ His Aussie Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough. The yellow toothed stinky unwashed
Frosty Winter Mornings Doing Absolute Wonders For Pre-Work Gym Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he’s already had enough of
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today. The cuff link enthusiast
Local Man Resists Primal Urge To Slap The Shit Out Of A Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken this week of how hard it is to resist
Local Office Worker Fucking Devo After Joke On Slack Fails To Land A Single Laugh Emoji
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Refreshing the Slack app in her browser for the third time in ten minutes, it dawns