Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Caravaner Prepares To Drive Slightly Above Speed Limit As Overtaking Lane Approaches
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An old man wearing a crushable leather hat is preparing to drive slightly above
Tony Abbott Rushes To His Desktop Computer And Begins T-Rexing Out Another Character Reference
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The former Liberal Party leaders from the last forty years of both Federal and State Governments
Skepticism Of New Take Away Spot Relieved After Spotting Child Doing Homework Out The Back
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who was initially skeptical about the authenticity of a newly opened takeaway spot
Dad’s Guilty Pleasure Ruined After Maccas Trainee Greets Him With ‘What’s Up?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad took a fresh bullet to the foot today as a guilty pleasure pit
Local Club Rat Credits Weekend Long Intermittent Fasting to Maintaining Slim Physique
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl who knows every DJ in town has spoken to The Advocate
Supermarket Generously Treats Employees To 2 Drink Voucher Chrissy Party At Awful Local Pub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local store for a giant Supermarket chain has been commended for lavishing it’s overworked
Advice Column | Finding It Harder To Avoid Paying Staff Their Super Entitlements? You Can Still Get Help
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re a business-owning boss like me then you’re no doubt
Caravan Park Matriarch Has Been Collecting Gold Coins All Year For Holiday Laundry
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A caravan park matriarch has spoken to The Advocate today, offering her top tips
Advice Column | Setting Fire To Your Fine Establishment For Insurance Purposes
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Is your fine establishment in financial trouble? Will you never make enough money to
Nation’s Boyishly Handsome Halfbacks Exhale In Relief
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s handsome halfbacks, and occasionally wingers, with representative potential are rejoicing today. This follows a
Opinion: In Hindsight, Wearing A Cannabis Leaf Hat To Court Wasn’t That Smart Of Me
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say that hindsight is 20:20. That may or may not be true but I
“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sexagenarian is coming to terms this morning that the man he