Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Old Codger Stops To Admire Busker Playing The Glass Harp Because You Don’t See That Type Of Talent Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an increasingly rare moment of cultural appreciation in our regional community, local resident
Public Teacher Dealing With Ratty Worn Out Kids, Quite A Fan Of Private School Sized Holidays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An exhausted teacher from Betoota Ponds Public has today revealed to The Advocate that she’s
Built Form Monstrosity Perfect Representation Of The Narcissistic Arsehole Living Inside
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It is hard to believe that the built form monstrosity in the photo above does not
Housemates Comforted To Learn Landlord Waited Until They Moved Out Before Building Was Officially Condemned
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A dilapidated structure that once housed a trio of twenty-something misfits has, as of this
Royal Boomer Protection Society Call A Meeting To Discuss How To Shut Up That Traitor Alan Kohler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 7:30 Report’s finance reporter, Alan Kohler, is officially public enemy number one for
Bloke On First Yum Cha Experience Gets Stung After Mistaking The Whole Thing As All You Can Eat
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Betoota Lakes man will be surviving on baked beans on toast this week after a
Government Bans Vapes Again For The 4th Time, Proving Just How Hard They Are To Quit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that they are just like us, the federal government is giving the vaping ban another
Woman Who Just Dropped $400 On Botox Baulks At Cost Of Ingrown Toenail Surgery
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has found herself baulking at the cost of a much needed surgery
Indian-Fijian Prepares For Overdue Reunion With His Islander Brothers At Brisbane 50 Cent Concert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Indian-Fijian, Raj Chand (34) hasn’t really had the chance to embrace his Pacific
New Keep Cup Arrives In Enough Plastic To Neutralise It’s Existence
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In sad news for endangered marine life, a number of Australian humpback dolphins are
Another Local Instagram User Suddenly Really Into Crypto After Being Hacked
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A recent hacking incident seems to have caused a radical shift in the social media
Date Night Comes Down To 5-Star Restaurant Or Italian Joint With Chef Statue And Giant Map Of Italy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Betoota couple have found themselves caught between a rock and a yum place as