Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Store That Only Sells Snapbacks And NBA Jerseys Really Banking On 2010s Resurgence After Y2K Trend
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local street wear store Cat Daddy Collective, has announced it’s really banking on a 2010’
Husband Realises He’s Got Another Week Or So Before He Needs To Start Thinking About Presents
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A increasingly large sack of shit has today confirmed to The Advocate that he’s got
Free Tickets Not Even Enticing Enough For Sydney Man To Bother With Migraine Stadium
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A pair of free tickets to the NBL are likely to be wasted tonight
West Tigers Sack Entire Board And Replace Them With The Furston Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the National Rugby League’s perennial laughing stocks has today finally made an effort
Couple Returning Empty Handed From Another Auction Make Correct Decision To Eat Lead
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A pair of hopeful homeowners have made a final and cunning play to leave the torture
Open Bar At Work Christmas Party Turns Office NPC Into Deeply Twisted Criminal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brendan Wilston (29) is what most of his colleagues would describe as a run-of-the-
Suburban Electrician Probably Didn’t Seek Permission To Incorporate Rabbitohs Into Company Logo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A copyright lawsuit might be in the works as it has been suspected that a Betoota
“What Are These Spoilt Hipsters Complaining About, This Place Is Mad” Says Brisbane Man In Merivale Venue For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based insurance assessor is in Sydney this week, attending meetings and tying
Victorians Holidaying In Cairns Told They Can Either Start Sandbagging Or Making Sandwiches But Get Off That Fucken Sunbed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cyclone Jasper is expected to make landfall in Far North Queensland as a category two storm
Local GP Remains Unwilling To Sign Off On Rooted Man’s Inability To Work Because He’s Still Breathing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 60-year-old man with a broken body and no superannuation has been
QLD Media Initiate Steven Miles By Quizzing Him On Which Origin Players He Went To School With
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current Queensland government has today confirmed who its new leader will be. After nearly 9
Secret Santa: Gen-Z Cousin Either Lego Age Or Hard Solo Age
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Dylan Cheshire(31), has found himself in the awkward position of not knowing whether