Nanna Just Overjoyed That Eastern Rosellas Are Finally Getting The Praise They Deserve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some feel good news for the nation on a Friday afternoon, a nice viral moment
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AFL Umpire Error Finally Gives South Australians Something To Talk About Other Than Somerton Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australians, and more specifically Adelaidean, are finally getting a taste of what it’s like
Seriousness Of Text Message Undermined By Choco Cooky Font
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Ponds man said he can’t help but shake his head and
ABC Four Corners Reveal AFL Has A Problem With Homosexuality And Basically Anything Not Missionary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On Monday night, the ABC aired an episode of Four Corners centred around the fact no
Dutton Admits He Was Wrong About The Lebanese, The Africans And The Apology But He’s Right About The Voice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has admitted this week that perhaps he was wrong to
Local Girl Takes Friend’s Pram For A Spin To The Bar So She Can Order Off The Kids Menu
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has managed to satisfy her craving for chicken nuggets this afternoon
Local Bloke’s Commitment Issues So Bad Even His Beard Struggles To Make A Connection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bachelor has this week revealed his commitment issues have manifested at a cellular
‘Vote No To Indigenous Voice!’ Says Same Heroic Aussies That Saved Our Environment And Housing Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opponents of the Indigenous Voice to Parliament have used the official No campaign launch in Perth
Undercover Comrade Lets Disheveled Local Man Shoplift In Peace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A former security guard at Betoota Heights Stockland revealed to The Advocate that he
World’s Most Boring Man Switches Laptop Camera Off When Not In Use
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a completely unnecessary measure in cyber security, the world’s most boring man has switched
Woman Who Refuses To Fart In Front Of BF Unaware He’s Heard Her Give A Few Trumpet Solos In Her Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who reckons her boyfriend has ‘never heard her fart’ in the four years they’
“Woman Are A Pillar Of Rugby Union. They Give Birth To Wallabies” Explains RA Boss Hamish
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian women’s rugby union team has criticised the code’s governing body
Man Finally Gives Up On Having A Conversation With Himself On Woman’s DM
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT After months of waiting for a response, a man in his mid-20s has finally