Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Husband Reaches Peak Desirability While Pumping A Zooper Dooper And Watching BBL In Wet Boardies
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A volcano of insatiable lust is about to erupt in a Betoota Heights home
Couple Hides A Few Sneaky Engagement Flicks In Story, For The Real Fans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a shock turn of events an Aussie couple has returned home from a European holiday
Well Dressed Couple Walking Awkwardly Slow Definitely On A Hinge Date
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, two strangers have been spotted strolling at 4km/h this evening
Marketing Manager For Data Entry Firm Hits LinkedIn With Profound Chat GPT Generated Christmas Message
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A digital disrupter has wowed his professional contacts this week by waffling into the
“Put On Sunscreen? What Am I? A Leftie?” Asks Man Before He’s Burned Like A Stolen Car In Townsville
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights brainiac has scoffed at the very offer of sunscreen today, telling
Working Class Man Responds With Green Text Bubble
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A new symbol for working class Australia has now been discovered, the green text bubble. Much
Cancelled Christmas-Themed Event A Relief To Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A canceled Christmas-themed dinner has brought relief and pensive relaxation to a dozen
Barry O’Farrell Selected As New Tigers Chair Due To His Experience With Turning Once Popular Hospitality Venues Into Luxury Apartments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled NRL club Wests Tigers have sacked their entire administration following an independent review into
Outer Metro Mum Visits The Cool Clothes Shop To Buy Her Husky Middle Aged Son Some Inappropriately Tight Jeans That She Will Guilt Him Into Wearing To Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights husky gent doesn’t know it yet, but his mother just
Millennial Stay-At-Home Mum Had Always Planned To Repaint Entire House In Pantone’s 2024 Colour Of The Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As 2023 wraps up, it’s now time to look toward a new year. A new
Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He’s Currently Receiving Are From CouriersPlease Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Christmas package deadline looms closer, the adult son of our alleged creator
“Holy Shit. This Has Gotta Stop” Says Albo After Reading Folder Titled ‘Gaza’ That Sat On Desk For 60 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has today joined the Prime Ministers of New Zealand and Canada in a joint