Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Pub Chef Sends Trainee For a Servo Run After Weird Customer Orders The Pie, Mash & Peas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An apprentice cook has been spotted sprinting down Milton Street this evening after being
“What’d They Say?!” Asks Excited Straight Man After Finding Out Misso’s Gay Friends Approve Of Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local mouth-breathing heterosexual has today been awarded the highest and most prestigious decoration available
One Night Stand Makes Himself Permanently Uncontactable After Spotting Scrubs Season 9 In Her TV Cabinet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week been forced to pull the parachute on a one night
Mitchell Johnson Spotted Warming Up At The Back Of Perth Stadium In A Pakistani Kit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former fast Australian bowler Mitchell Johnson has been spotted preparing to make a sensational comeback to
WA Police Investigate Whether Stolen Section Of The Kwinana Freeway Is Being Hidden In The Middle Of Optus Stadium
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact West Australian Police say they’re investigating claims that a section of the Kwinana
He’s Back!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT That nation is elated today, as the skull returns to television screens around the country. The
COP28 Leaders Reach Agreement That Normal People Should Feel Guilty About Plastic Straws And Corporations Can Chill For Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After days of tense negotiations in the sweltering heat of Dubai, an historic deal has been
Small Town Influencer Dying For Some Clear Air Before Posting NYE Thirst Trap
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A small town influencer is a little stroppy today, as she desperately waits for
Inexperienced Camper Attempts To Talk Round The Campfire Instead Of Staring Into It Silently
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An inexperienced camper was found to be in violation of camp code over the weekend by
North Queenslanders Get A Look At New Premier In Same Circumstances They’ve Met Every Other One Of ‘Em
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Heavy rains and damaging winds have hit Queensland’s tropical north coast as Tropical Cyclone Jasper
British Conservative Sick Of Having All Their Towns Named After Traditional Owners
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proof that a good deal of us are cut from the same cloth, some conservative Brits
Kid Attempts To Snap Cable Car Wire Using His Mental Powers, Sending It Plummeting To The Valley Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The largely forgotten middle child of Tom and Joanna Florence tried and failed to