Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Chinese Restaurant Dropping Rare Maroon 5 Acoustic Cut
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Chinese restaurant has flaunted some muso chops by casually dropping a rare Maroon 5
Economic Downturn Results In A Spike Of Edible Christmas Bonuses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as state and federal governments have wanted you to eat into our superannuation, the nation’
Entirety Of Family Members Aged 15-30 Spend Different Intervals Hiding In Toilet
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A fun Christmas game of sardines seems to be taking place in the home of Betoota
Report: Whiteboys That Call Other Men ‘Brother’ Don’t Have Any
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Darren Longbottom (26), one of the caucasianest young men in the greater Betoota region has today
Developer Breaks The Mould By Building Just Apartments, Not “Luxury” Or “Exclusive” Ones, Just Some Fucking Apartments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local property developer is being lauded this week for building a number of
“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local piss wreck has today done his very best alleviate his own guilt over what
Dodgy Real Estate Agency Hopes House Hunters Don’t Notice Furniture Clearly Ripped From Shutterstock
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A shonky local real estate agency has been at it again this morning, devising
Lee Hagipantelis Returns To His Past Life As Hardboiled Detective With A Troubled Past
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In recent NRL news that instills a refreshing feeling of purgatory in long-suffering West Tigers
Concreter Gets Hilarious Kris Kringle For Sparky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local tradesman has today brought the house down. Despite spending the last few weeks laying
Bloke Who Regrets Southern Cross Tattoo Begins New Life As Brazilian
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As any young man from a regional town with a high unemployment rate ought to do,
Old Bloke Who Thought He Was Warren Buffett For Buying A House In 1972 Gets Bitcoin Scammed By A 23-Year-Old Punjabi Dude Who Speaks English As A Fourth Language
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s greatest financial minds has fallen victim to a bitcoin
Supermarket Giant Blames Customers’ Willingness To Pay Higher Prices For Higher Prices
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A revelation has occurred in a Betoota Heights shopping centre this morning, one that could solve