Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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SMH Newsroom Installs Blackout Curtains To Avoid Seeing The 50,000 Protestors In The City Every Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Costello Newspapers of the Sydney Morning Herald and The Age are this week taking extreme
Nation’s Drug Dealers To Begin Upselling Customers With Irresistible Bonus Vape Deals
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a strategic move to profit off the government’s recent announcement of a nationwide vape
Bloke With An Italian Grandparent Reminds You That He Doesn’t Need Bloody Sunscreen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man filled with delusion and a desire to seem cultured has defended his refusal
Entire Nation Shares Collective Disappointment At How Well Behaved Schoolies Are Nowadays
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The nation has collectively sighed in disappointment as reports surfaced that this year’s schoolies were
Advice Column | Control Your Impulse Purchasing Habits With This Dog Shock Collar
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re anything like I used to be before I was obscenely rich
Report: Holy Fuck Look At Grandpa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local retiree Harry Thompson has inadvertently become a style sensation by incorporating an unexpected
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an act of tone deafness so intense it could only happen in an office, local
Rural Servo Now Offering Seventy-Two Craft Beers On Tap After Hemme’s Takeover
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact The phenomena known as Hemmesapalooza keeps on rolling after the Merivale mogul opened his latest venue
Bloke Begrudgingly Participating In Engagement Photoshoot Adds Stylish Personal Touch With White Air Maxes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The likes are flowing on some gratuitous social media this evening, as a local
78-Year-Old Kerry O’Brien To Replace Outgoing Richard Kingsmill As Triple J Music Director
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ABC music guru, Richard Kingsmill has today announced he will be stepping down from his role
Dreary Morning Commute Made Better By Politician In $500 RMs Trying To Chat At Train Station
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With an early start, grey sky and an inevitable delayed train, the morning commute has at
Mortar And Pestle Celebrates 10 Years As Kitchen Bench Car Key Bowl
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A suburban family is celebrating an exciting milestone today, as they honour the mortar