Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Share House Christmas Tree Decent Indicator That At Least One Girl Lives There
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a stunning report that has shattered the assumptions of absolutely no one, experts have confirmed
“Winter Christmas Is Way Better” Says European Who Must Sunbake Next To The Bar Heater Between Boxing Day and NYE
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A European guy, Stefan Müller (26), who recently arrived in Australia on a working holiday visa,
Negotiations With Spatula Enter 3rd Day, Cutlery Drawer Still Inaccessible
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The ongoing standoff in the kitchen shows no sign of ending anytime soon as negotiations with
Bloke Living On One Of Those Bogan Christmas Lights Streets Starting To Empathise With The Grinch
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local bachelor Tyson Pollard (29), residing on a Betoota Heights street renowned for its extravagant Christmas
Dad Argues That Lethal Weapon Is Just As Much Of A Christmas Movie As Love Actually Because Of The Shootout In The Christmas Tree Lot When The Suicidal And Erratic Narcotics Sergeant Martin Riggs Goes Undercover For A Major Cocaine Deal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A family argument over what Christmas movie would signify the beginning of their summer holidays has
Poor Little Cherry Ripe Suffers Extreme Prejudice In Cadbury’s Stocking Stuffer
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a startling revelation this festive season, the Cherry Ripe bar found itself once again
As Supply Chain Pressures Ease, Supermarkets Raise Prices Again To Gouge Customers While They Still Can
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Prices are down at supermarkets across the country, customers can confirm. At least that would be
Parents Want Best For Children, Apart From Footy Team Obviously
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT New parents Lauren and Toby are ready to give their little bundle of joy the best
Coburg Station Declared First Build To Actually Live Up To The Initial Artist’s Impression
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact They said it couldn’t be done. They said a real world construction could never live
Big Unit Sprays Oil On Leather Couch Before Going Shirtless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an ironic twist of events, aerosol products may just be the answer to one of
Delusional Froot Loops Still Running The Healthy Angle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breakfast news, a local cereal is just as zany as their name implies. Coming in
Man Returning To Hometown Comforted By Safe Hands Of Coopers Green On Tap At The Local
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A born and raised Betoota Heights man has today let out a big sigh of relief