Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Dad Refusing To Attend Family Event With In-Laws Makes Good On Word And Drinks Paint
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today in Betoota Heights, a local dad put his money, and harmful chemicals, where his
Dentist Offers Kind Hug After Telling Bloke With No Health Insurance That All His Wisdoms Have Gotta Go
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Betoota bricklayer Jayden Burns (29) is the type of bloke that has never bothered
With Christmas Coming To And End, Local Woman Begins Preparing For Next Religious Holiday
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Move over Jesus; there’s a new religious observance in town—the upcoming Taylor Swift
“Sounds Like A 2024 Problem” Says Co-worker Who Still Has Quite A Few 2022 Problems To Solve
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a stunning display of selective procrastination, office worker Dave Williams has declared that all
Two Slabs Now The Payment For Mate Helping You Move Out Of Place You Can’t Afford Anymore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Inflation continues to cross boundaries once thought of as sacred as two slabs of beer is
Boost Juice Announce New Tropical Smoothie Range Inspired By Craft Beer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for smoothie fans, national juice retailer Boost Juice has today announced
100% Of 2024 Spent Hungover
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT 2024 is off to a shocking start for some who have at this point realised they
Report: Suffering Plane Trip With Stiff Wide Brim Worth It For The Photos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Betootan has already learnt so much about herself during her worldly travels. Leaving from
Nan Highlights How Much Granddaughter Has Aged Like She’s Some Kind Of Oil Painting Herself?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman returning home for the holidays has already had her self esteem seriously eroded, after
Boyfriend Struggling To Concentrate After Spotting Retired NRL Cult Figure In North Coast Pub
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local boyfriend has been off with the fairies this afternoon after finding himself
Melbourne Girl’s Cute Wrist Tatt Got Nothing On Geelong Cousin’s Full Shin Number
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As the subject of tattoos is broached around a family Christmas table today, a
Christmas Eve Pash Expected To Resurface Around New Years Before Bowing Out By January 15
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An exciting summer romance is expected to fizzle pretty quick this year as a