Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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“What Are These Spoilt Hipsters Complaining About, This Place Is Mad” Says Brisbane Man In Merivale Venue For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based insurance assessor is in Sydney this week, attending meetings and tying
Victorians Holidaying In Cairns Told They Can Either Start Sandbagging Or Making Sandwiches But Get Off That Fucken Sunbed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cyclone Jasper is expected to make landfall in Far North Queensland as a category two storm
Local GP Remains Unwilling To Sign Off On Rooted Man’s Inability To Work Because He’s Still Breathing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 60-year-old man with a broken body and no superannuation has been
QLD Media Initiate Steven Miles By Quizzing Him On Which Origin Players He Went To School With
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current Queensland government has today confirmed who its new leader will be. After nearly 9
Secret Santa: Gen-Z Cousin Either Lego Age Or Hard Solo Age
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Dylan Cheshire(31), has found himself in the awkward position of not knowing whether
SMH Newsroom Installs Blackout Curtains To Avoid Seeing The 50,000 Protestors In The City Every Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Costello Newspapers of the Sydney Morning Herald and The Age are this week taking extreme
Nation’s Drug Dealers To Begin Upselling Customers With Irresistible Bonus Vape Deals
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a strategic move to profit off the government’s recent announcement of a nationwide vape
Bloke With An Italian Grandparent Reminds You That He Doesn’t Need Bloody Sunscreen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man filled with delusion and a desire to seem cultured has defended his refusal
Entire Nation Shares Collective Disappointment At How Well Behaved Schoolies Are Nowadays
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The nation has collectively sighed in disappointment as reports surfaced that this year’s schoolies were
Advice Column | Control Your Impulse Purchasing Habits With This Dog Shock Collar
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re anything like I used to be before I was obscenely rich
Report: Holy Fuck Look At Grandpa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local retiree Harry Thompson has inadvertently become a style sensation by incorporating an unexpected
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an act of tone deafness so intense it could only happen in an office, local