Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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This Local Coles Is Being Praised For Being Absolute Aussie Legends This Anzac Day For Putting A Giant Plastic Digger In The Bakery Section
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Coles is being praised today after they put a giant plastic statue
Elderly Cairns Tourists Almost Completely Indistinguishable From Elderly Cairns Locals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the sea-change and tree-change decentralisation is reigning havoc on regional and coastal communities,
Frustrated Elon Musk Makes An Offer To Purchase This Pesky Australian Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tech nerd’s favourite billionaire has done it again today, it can be confirmed. Elon Musk
Homesick Queenslander In Melbourne Yearning For A Proper Good Old Fashioned Thunderstorm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland woman living out of state has admitted she deeply yearns for the theatrics of
Commemorative Plaque On Renovated Sirius Building Shares History Of Iconic Building
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Renovations to Sydney’s iconic Sirius building are nearing completion and in order to
Woman Dragged To Drum And Bass Gig By Mates Appreciates The Short Queues At The Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was hardballed into attending a drum and bass gig over the weekend has
“What Is This Shit?” Says Local Woman Before Realising It’s The New Taylor Swift
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has had her commute home this afternoon ruined after tuning into
Tesla Driver Who Asked Drive-Thru Bottle Shop Attendant To “Put It In My Frunk” Will Never Know How Close He Came To Getting A Hiding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city man visiting town over the weekend has come perilously close to receiving
Elon About To Learn That Australians Really Enjoy Making Life Hard For Famous People From Overseas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UNITED AGAINST BIG SHOTS: The once mysteriously brilliant turned cringe and annoying US billionaire Elon Musk
Moves Towards A Cashless Society Sadly Sees Donation Dog Put Down
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some rather upsetting news, it can now be confirmed that every supermarket donation dog will
Vice Chancellor Of Supadoopa Betoota Commerce College Says Student Visa Crackdown Is Hurting Business
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the town’s thought leaders has blasted the Federal Government’s crackdown
Local Woman Manages To Secure Bulk Billed Doctor’s Appointment For First Week Of May, 2025
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman from Betoota’s French Quarter has today chalked up a little win, of