Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Warm April Provides Perfect Weather For Local Arts Student To Rip Out The John Cena Jorts
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Some stonewash denim is tickling a man’s shins this morning as a local
Angry Naarm Airport Ground Teams Refuse To Load Arj Barker’s Plane Home To Coffs Harbour Amid Babygate Furore
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A team of angry airport baggage staff who caught wind of the misinformation every major news
Sky News Boomer Who Feels Excluded By Welcome To Country Probably Won’t Make The Dawn Service
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As social media rages with right-wing culture wars surrounding multiculturalism, Indigenous rights, and youth issues
Longtime Muso Unsure How To React To Friends Actually Coming To Gig
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An underdog story has had a perplexing update last night as a local muso was completely
Shock As Another South African Poon Shows Little Respect For The Australian Public
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The wider Australian public has been besmirched by an uppity South African poon again,
Motivational Influencer That Says Uni Is Pointless Also Happens To Be Selling His Own $99 Course
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A self-proclaimed motivational influencer has taken to social media to decry the value of university
Trendy Hipster Melbourne Cafe Furniture Pretty Much What You’d Find In The Hospo Smoking Area
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news to take you away from the Arj Barker baby culture war still being
32 Year Old Perth Man Thinks J Cole Went Against Spirit Of Hip Hop By Apologizing To Kendrick
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hip-hop community, a 32-year-old
Jetstar Under Fire For Urging Customers To Poo Before They Fly To Help With Weight Distribution
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jetstar have found themselves in the news again today, after customers boarding the Tuesday 9:50am
Homeowners Dance To The Boomer Wiggles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Heights sexagenarians were observed dancing to Crowded House in
City Man Who Moves Spreadsheet Columns For A Living Purchases New Turbo-Dickhead-Injection Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A gilet wearing man who works in our town’s business district has today wowed friends,
Government Left With PR Nightmare After Serving Takedown Injunction To Wrong Elon Musk
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government is today wiping the egg off its face, after a rather embarrassing logistical