Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“Think Of It Like A Cool Youth Hostel” Says City Law Firm Installing Sleep Pods For Junior Lawyers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A law firm in the immaculately paved streets of Betoota’s Old City District has today
Fed Up Rabbitohs Fan Finds Silver Lining In The Fact That Kenty Can’t Offer An Opinion On All This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent member of the South Sydney rugby league community has woken up today in the
Woman In Sexless Relationship Watches In Resentment As Hubby Passionately Rips Open Avocado’s Fishnet Stockings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself feeling irrationally jealous of a bag of fruit this afternoon,
Desexed Pug Finds Himself Daydreaming About Those Blissful Few Hours He Had With A Breathing Tube
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds pup has been spotted looking more depressed than usual, after a routine operation
Almond Croissant Mum Skeptical Of Curried Steak Pie Dad’s Claims That A Good Bakery Is Coming Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What is the measure of a good bakery? Is it their cakes? Is it their bread?
“Yeah Fuck Me That Fucking Sucks Mate” Says REX Pilot To Devastated Bonza Colleague
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Rex Pilot has run into a Bonza colleague this afternoon inside Terminal 2
Local Dad Feels Burst Of Motivation To Make The One Pot Meal He Makes Once A Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A thick fog of brown onions and curry powder is filling the kitchen of
Gen Z Blamed For Killing Smoko By Simply Blowing Vape Under Shirt When No One’s Looking
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears as though millennials have finally handed over the ‘we’ve killed the industry’ baton
Are You Worried About Your Teenager Being Uncontactable For Half An Hour Between School And Home? You Should Provide Them With A Smartphone Capable Of Streaming Hardcore Pornography Directly Into Their Developing Brains Every Minute They Get Left Alone Fo
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With youth crime one the rise right across the country, middle class Australian families are
Incoming NSW Origin Coach Madge Maguire Set To Inject Rozelle Paperbark Tree Into Blues Pack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With State of Origin rapidly approaching, the first selection bombshell has already hit the papers. In
Justin Hemmes Places Red Frog Volunteers Outside Rozelle Tottis As Harm Prevention For NRL Journos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hospitality entrepreneur Justin Hemmes, has today begun rolling out increased safety measures outside one of his
Undercover Bogan Family Extremely Loyal To Both Car Brands And Dog Breeds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An undercover bogan family from North Brisbane have this week proven just how loyal they are,