Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Housing Crisis On Sydney’s Northern Beaches Causes Drastic Shortage Of New Recruits For Swingers Clubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The historic swingers clubs of Sydney’s Northern are at crisis point, that’s according to
Uptown Catholic Remembers A Time When Us Rock Choppers Had Our Own Version Of David Jones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father of six from Betoota Heights has told The Advocate he remembers a
FIFO Worker Lists ‘Cocaine And Infidelity’ Under Interest And Hobbies Section On Tinder Profile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A FIFO worker stopping in at Betoota Heights has made sure to let the ladies know
Multicultural Group Of Blokes With Extremely Racist Nicknames Either Childhood Mates Or Army Mates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of well-built young blokes in their twenties who are pounding through rounds of
Rural Servo Hotbox Features An Unrecognisable Deep-Fried Monstrosity That Locals Swear By
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A two-horse town with on the outer-Barcoo of Western Queensland has today stood by
Rozelle Tree To Miss 6 Weeks After Making Contact With Paul Kent’s Head
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A broad leaf paperbark tree is facing a lengthy stint on the sidelines, after a reckless
Paul Kent Takes Leave Of Absence From Fox League In Accordance With NRL Concussion Protocol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Fox Sports studios have witnessed quite a hectic production meeting this morning, after being faced
Local Battler Really Feeling Like He’s Got His Shit Together After Putting On Brand New Socks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local battler Mark Kempsy (29) is reportedly experiencing a newfound sense of accomplishment and self-assurance
“Immigrants Should Learn Our Culture” Says Man Who Can’t Name A Single Face On Australian Notes
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Loud and proud Aussie bloke Bruce O’Sullivan (36) passionately declared today that immigrants aren’t
Frugal Man Leaves Leftovers In Tupperware For 2 Months, Tragically Forced To Throw Out Both
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartbreaking yet extremely predictable disaster, local resident and self-proclaimed bloke that’s trying
Going To Jail Now The Only Realistic Path To Achieving New Year’s Resolution To Read More
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be
Local Bachelor Looking Like A Painter’s Radio After Nightclub Blue Light Emphasises Unwashed Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact BROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after