Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Dreyfus Tells Jailed War Crimes Whistleblower To Consider Himself Lucky He Didn’t Get Boeing’d
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Attorney General Mark Dreyfus has today offered up a stern warning to any Australians thinking
Disposable Serf Says It’ll Take Him 41 Years To Save A House Deposit Like Anyone Cares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New research into housing affordability has uncovered an uncomfortable truth: the nation’s lowest-
As Well As Not Paying Tax Or Royalties, Mining Companies No Longer Have To Pay Humans To Drive Trains
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that only accidentally made it in to the papers, it seems the all-powerful
Coworkers Now Blatantly Coming To Work With Exact Same Symptoms We Lived In Fear Of For 3 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With this year’s flu season kicking off earlier than usual, it seems that the nation
Universities Say Putting A Cap On Non-English Speaking, Non-Attending, International Students Will Harm Sector
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A leading figure in Far South West Queensland’s university sector has both slammed
Shadow Treasurer Accuses Jim Chalmers Of Slapping Name On Group Budget Surplus Assignment He Had Nothing To Do With
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition has today levelled some heavy criticism at the current party in power.
‘Long Distance Relationships Are Too Hard’ Says Burleigh Man Breaking Up With Girl From Surfers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a peculiar stance on modern romance, a Queensland bloke has proven the Burleigh bubble is
“Oh Well, Guess I’ll Just Become The Most Famous And Well Paid Australian Rugby International”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Rooster’s second-rower Angus Crichton has revealed that he is weighing up his future
Tomorrow’s Budget Is Tough But Fair But Ultimately Good If You’re Old As Shit And Rich As Hell Or A Giant Multinational
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Treasurer, Dr. Jimothy Chalmers, has said tomorrow’s budget will be tough but
“You Must Grind Your Teeth In Your Sleep” Says Dentist, Unaware They’re Talking To The King Of The Sesh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An absolute sesh gremlin has this week been accused of lying by omission, after an overdue
Caloundra Boomers Enraged To Learn About Plans For Sunshine Coast To Have Decent Public Transport Options
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An army of the Sunshine Coast’s erratic post-war Australians have today declared war against
Joey Spotted Putting Up A Few Torpies In NSW Blues Kit Following String Of Injured Playmakers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the State of Origin series rapidly approaching, the head honchos in the New South Blues