Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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New Dads On The Town For Rare Night Out Get Drunker Than Teenagers On Stolen Port
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of new dads were spotted painting the town red this weekend, after they were
Europe Chooses Most Neutral Country To Win EuroVision As Continent Teeters On Brink Of War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The landmass of Europe has this weekend chosen to pursue the most amicable resolution to a
Woo Girl At Kick-Ons Just Like A Woolies Scanner Because She’s Always Freezing And Asking If You’ve Got A Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl partaking in kick ons has been dutifully nicknamed ‘The Woolies Scanner’, due
Prospective Homeowners Discover “Regional Australia”: A Utopia Full Of Cheap Property, Abundant Services And Professional Jobs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-dwelling couple, sick of being locked out of the property market in
“We’re Having A Freebirth At Home In Eumundi Because We Read Something On The Internet That Contradicts 500 Years Of Midwifery”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A chilled out Sunshine Coast couple have today revealed to their family and friends that they
Current News Cycle So Depressing That A Wildly Reckless Gambler Has Become The Hero Of Our Times
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As social algorithms across the country continue to be flooded with news stories that
Chalmers Challenges Broke, Tired, Renting, Disenfranchised, Pessimistic Young Workers To Have More Babies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jimothy Chalmers has thrown down the gauntlet to the nation’s young workers
Albo Backflips On Reducing Fossil Fuels Because WA Voters Don’t Give A Fuck About HECS Reductions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese announcement that Australia will be rapidly expanding gas extraction has caused great upset
Unexpected Mother’s Day Flowers Almost As Spectacular As The 12 Leg Multi That Paid For Them
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mother is grinning and a local bloke is gloating this morning after arriving
Local Dentist Likes To Wait Until His Fingers Are In Your Mouth Before Striking Up Polite Conversation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights dentist has revealed today that he often likes waiting until patients
Rockhampton Hospital Inundated With Drunk Farmers Who Just Realised E-Scooters Are More Dangerous Than Horses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Central Queensland’s health system is this week buckling under the strain of a new phenomenon.