Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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End Of An Era As Wayne Bennett Puts Scarborough Fuckpad On The Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that marks the end of an era, legendary rugby league coach
Bunnies Fan In A State Of Euphoric Joy After Wayne Bennett Agrees To Delay His Retirement Until 77
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Waterloo man who’s entire house, car and wardrobe shares the same colours ashis beloved
Optimistic Perth Man Declares The West Coast Reidbuild Officially Complete
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from the Far Western outpost of Perth has this week offered an official statement
39-Year-Old Bloke Comes To Accept He Might Not Ever Own A Skyline GT-R V-Spec With Matching Neons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s been 21 years since the release of ‘Need For Speed: Underground’ and local financial
Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will devastate New South Wales rugby league fans, Queensland five-eighth Cameron Munster
Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world’s most most beloved regime toppling organisation has today been forced to deny allegations
Kids Outfit “Designed In Byron” Made By Kids In Bangladesh
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a revelation that has left the local ethical fashion community choking on their
Pathetic Arsenal Fan Full Of Excuses Today
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In what seems to have become an annual tradition, local Arsenal fan Dave Thompson (28) has
Soccer Franchise With The Same GDP As Eastern Europe Celebrates Miracle Premiership
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Manchester City, a club with a financial stockpile rivaling that of small nations, has miraculously clinched
QLD Premier Says Damage Caused By NRL Magic Round Will Help Speed Up Olympics Developments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The resilient people of Brisbane have been left to pick up the pieces today, after welcoming
Local Ad Executive Dreams Of Buying A Classic Defender And Ruining It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior creative at one of the district’s most awarded ad agencies has
Boomer Who’s Spent Years Complaining About Cancel Culture Agrees Gina’s Portrait Should Be Taken Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A member of Betoota’s Prestigious Royal Betoota Golf Club has this weekend had an interesting