Pauline Hanson Turns Around Plummeting Opinion Polls By Offering Her Balanced And Empathetic Opinions On Domestic Violence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's aspiring Prime Ministers has today offered up another insight into
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Ikea Releases Stunning New Bachelor Themed Decor Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Swedish furniture brand Ikea has been lauded for their new inclusive catalogue this week, after unveiling
Bored Local Dad Livens Up Trip To The Zoo By Upsetting The Chimps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has been chastised today by keepers at the Santos Presents™
1. Secretly Flying To Hawaii During A National Crisis, Lying To The Public And Refusing To Come Home Until It Became Clear His Job Was On Line
You’ve never been on a holiday have you? The bloke doesn’t hold a hose, and when he came back for some photos, all you lot did was hammer him for trying to get a good shot. This is was the darkest hour.
8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation’s
Family Screening Of ‘Boy Swallows Universe’ Reveals That Pop Knows A Bit Too Much About Boggo Road
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A family screening of the new Netflix drama Boy Swallows Universe has potentially dug up a
Australian Voter Coulda Sworn This Bloke Had Fucked Off To Full Time Happy Clapping By Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s most iconic war-time Prime Ministers, Scott Morrison MP has today announced
Scott Morrison Resigns From Politics To Take New Role As Leasing Agent At Ray White Caringbah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the move next month, resigning from politics
United States Military Absolutely Edging After Sending A Few Rockets Into Yemen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The men behind the United States military are today one touch away from climaxing. With their
PM: “It’s Simple. Everyone Is Getting A Tax Cut But Some Are Getting A Bigger Tax Cut Than Others But Only If, Uh, They, Uh, Make More Than The Tax Free Threshold But Less Than The Top Bracket, Which Is Staying The Same Except For What The Actual Rate Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has spelled out exactly what is happening with the tax cuts
“Cops Always Pull Me Over For No Reason” Says Bloke Driving Poison Ivy Skyline With His Hoodie Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man with an extensive criminal history of property damage and petty theft has today
Stanley Cup Generation Will Never Understand Going To School With A Cordial Bottle Full Of Frozen Water Wrapped In Tea Towel With A Rubber Band
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT Since the 1950s, it is obvious to anyone with an adult brain that children know absolutely
Dutton Staffer Wipes ‘Housing Crisis Solutions’ And ‘Cost Of Living Plans’ Off Whiteboard To Focus On Firing Up Rednecks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Australians still slogging it out against the price-gouging supermarket duopoly and interest rates that