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Group Chat’s Bender Enthusiasts Insist 18 Degrees And Overcast Is Perfect Weather For An Arvo Beer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The icy wind and lack of sunlight should not at all be a deterrent from drinking

Lengthy RSL Guest Form Literally The Only Barrier To Problem Gambler Blowing His Entire Pay Check

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The lengthy guest registration form at the local RSL club is the only conceivable obstacle standing

Lines Continue To Blur Between Inner City Rich Boy And Old School Adlay

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking study that has left cultural commentators scratching their heads, it appears that the

Queenslander Instinctively Pours Some Beer On The Korean BBQ Hot Plate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an unusual turn of events at a popular Korean BBQ restaurant in Sydney, a Queensland

Telstra Staff Offered A Free Hubbl Box That Even They Don’t Know How To Use As Redundancy Package

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Finally some good news that’s sure to warm hearts after a particularly grim

1988 HSV Commodore Limo Roaring Down Hindley Street Confirms Someone From Adelaide Won Powerball

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rumours that an South Australian is now a multi-multi-multi millionaire has been confirmed

Unhinged Only Child Wonders If They Can Have A Bite Of Your Sandwich

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact City worker Alex Cartwright has once again tested social boundaries by asking a colleague

South Australia Launches SAxit Campaign After State Receives $150M Injection From Powerball Overnight

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The famous slogan One Ball Could Change It all is ringing true across the country this

Victoria Records Second Case Of Bird Flu As Melbourne Residents Prepare To Do What They Do Best

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today calling for their former Premier Dan Andrews to break out the Kathmandu puffer

Do You Enjoy High Intensity Exercise With Members Of The Opposite Sex? Well The Betoota Run Club Is For You

Local Skaters Do Their Bit For The Homeless By Removing City’s Hostile Architecture

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartwarming display of class solidarity, a group of local skaters have taken it upon

Gen Z Girl Gets Cyber-Sigilism Patchwork To Match Her Dad’s Faded 90s Fake Tribal Tattoo

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen Z girl, Madeline Chester (23) , has reportedly decided to follow in her father’s