Pauline Hanson Turns Around Plummeting Opinion Polls By Offering Her Balanced And Empathetic Opinions On Domestic Violence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's aspiring Prime Ministers has today offered up another insight into
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“Women’s Tennis Is Reserve Grade” Says 24 Match WAFL Superstar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OFF TO A CRACKING START BAZ: The entire Western Australian media establishment are today rushing to
Sydney Rental Agent Simply Kicks Open Studio Door And Lets The Peasants In For A Sniff Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney rental agent has tested the strength of his plastic shoes this morning
Overstimulated Gen Z Trying To Read At Beach Accidentally Swipes Up On Page Of Her Book
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre incident that perfectly encapsulates the complete decimation of gen-z’s attention span
Bloke Makes Silent Protest Against His Family’s Australia Day Rituals By Sticking To Mid-Strength
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A micro act of rebellion is taking place at a Betoota Heights BBQ today as cheeky
“I Think Saltburn Was Snubbed Too” Says Bloke Who Found It Rather Groundbreaking And Long Overdue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Director Greta Gerwig, who has been praised for her film adaptation of the beloved Mattel product
Research Confirms The Original GHD Hair Straighteners Are the Nokia 3310 Of Hair Styling, Unbeatable And Indestructible
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT INVINCIBLE: Researchers have officially confirmed what we all secretly suspected: the original GHD hair straighteners
Migrant Prepares Self For A TV Journo Bailing Her Up At Shops For A Soundbite About Australia Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 42-year-old migrant Alina Khandelwal has reportedly been practicing her responses to hypothetical questions about
“This Lie Is Unprecedented” Says Dutton Really Thinking Nobody Remembers Liberal Jesus Lying About Introducing A GST Or About Children Overboard Or Weapons Of Mass Destruction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has claimed that no greater lie has ever been told
Australia Day Loyalist Fights Off That Hollow And Sad Feeling He Gets When Thinking Too Deeply About All Of This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I WILL HAVE FUN TODAY! After years of protest, the Indigenous community have made it clear
Medical Experts Confirm Frenzal Rhomb Never Quite Leaves The System
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A study into the biological effects of music has confirmed that no matter what you do
Millennial That Grew Up In The Early 2000s Drought Still Winces At Thought Of Using Full Flush
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 34 year old Noah Cheshire, a self-proclaimed survivor of the early 2000s drought, is still
Triple M Executives Begin Orgasming At News That ‘NRL Vegas’ Falls On Same Weekend As U2 At The Sphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The CEO of Triple M Diamantina has been forced to change his AC/DC