Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Charity Muggers Resort To Actual Mugging In Order To Reach Quotas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local street fundraising contractors, often referred to as ‘charity muggers,’ revealed today that they
Local Mum Will Miss Watching Nadal’s Spectacular Athleticism But Most Of All Those Beautiful Arms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Grove mother-of-four, Kelsie Shayler (52) has been a tennis fanatic since watching Evonne
1st-Generation Small Business Owner Would Vote For The Liberals In A Heartbeat If Their Leader Wasn’t A Fear-Mongering Authoritarian Who Loathed His Existence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local swing-voter who loves Australia and doesn’t want a cent from the government
Barnaby Says Claim In Scott Morrison’s Book That They Are ‘Best Mates’ Is ‘Incorrect’ And ‘Defamatory’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs Barnaby Joyce is determined to have his old
Mid-30s White Boys Still Talking About World’s Most Boring Rap Beef
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A couple of Betoota Grove locals have made headlines today, after revealing to the greater public
Dutton Still Banging On About Faulty Immigration System Like He Didn’t Spend A Decade Creating It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man that was directly responsible for building the current framework for Australia’s immigration processes,
Premier Miles Defends Costly Decision To Have 50 Cent Flown Out To Promote 50 Cent Transport Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Queensland Opposition has both slammed and blasted the decision to fly-in US
Retail Worker Bravely Accepts Her Duty To Provide New Mother With A Lengthy Adult Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a heartwarming story emerging from Betoota Heights, a retail worker has gone above and beyond
Billionaire Pom Who Looks Like He’d Blister Moving The Couch To Inspire Youth With Military Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has taken a huge step towards winning the upcoming election, with
Billy Slater Reveals Origin Game Plan Is To Inflict As Much Physical Pain On Spencer Leniu As Possible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland coach Billy Slater has today named his 20-man squad for the first match of
Host Challenges His Softcock Guests To Ruin Their Meal With Some Extremely-Antisocial Hot Sauce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights barbecue took a spicy turn this week after the host brought
Empathetic Chinese Restaurant Suggests Millennial Customers Give Fortune Cookies A Miss
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Chinese culinary institution has appropriately read the room and let their Millennial customers know