Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Debates Rages Over Whether Australians Should Be Allowed To Inhale Boiling Chinese Chemicals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Government has this week softened the laws around the sale of disposable gadgets capable
Local Mum Completely Up To Date With Origin Soap Opera Ever Since The Gorgeous One Got Knocked Out
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A Betoota Grove Mum is putting the finishing touches on an elaborate cheeseboard tonight
Evil Corporate Sponsors On NSW Blues Jersey Perfectly Symbolise State’s Cultural Downfall
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Are the recent NSW Blues jersey sponsors the perfect illustration of the state’s cultural downfall
Julian Assange Flies Back To Australia To Take Up Role As New Host of Media Watch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Broadcasting Commission has today taken a step outside the box, and confirmed a sensational
Man Ponders How Bloke Got Into The Club Wearing A Pair Of Tasmanian School Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Patrons at the Betoota Heights Golf Club were left confused last night after a
Sound Of A Hundred Beer Cans Cracking Heard Outside Australian Team Hotel As Afghanistan Pull It Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a scene that perfectly captured the highs and lows of international cricket, the
“Wow…Bran?”: Assange In Disbelief After Finally Catching Up On The Final Game Of Thrones Episode
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is currently en route to Australia after boarding a charter flight 5
Dutton’s Nuclear Dream A Step Closer To Reality After Securing Funding From Motor Finance Wizard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has announced the seven proposed sites for the Coalition’s
Party Girl Coworker Signals Bad Tuesday Comedown By Blocking Out World With Hoodie And Headphone Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones are working overtime today as a local
Julian Assange “Very Happy” To Be Released After Plea Bargain; Keen For Origin 2 If Anyone Has Tickets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has struck a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice
Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed. The
Local Woman’s New Mental Health Plan Still Doesn’t Confront Her 48 Hours Of Binge Drinking Per Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman reckons she might have found the secret to perfect mental health, after following