Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Mum Avoids Price-Gouging And Keeps Updated On Latest UN Conspiracies By Shopping At Local Fruiterer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Federal Government loudly declares a new bath of toothless regulations for the Coles and
Bored AF Assange Kills Some Time In Canberra By Giving Questacon’s Free Fall 11th Spin For Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Julian Assange has been making the most of his new found freedom, it can be confirmed
Local Woman Upgrades From The Digital Durries To The Lip Pillows
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news from a Betoota pub, a local bloke has sworn off inhaling
Labor Unable To Get The Support Needed To Pass Their Crucial ‘Create More Slumlords’ Housing Bill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australia reaches boiling point of a housing crisis, the Albanese Government is screaming into a
“14 Years I’ve Waited For This” Says Assange, Pouring Mushroom Sauce Over Crumbed Steak At Page Tavern
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation’s capital has become the scene of fanfare overnight, as 52-year-old freedom
Sydney Man In Melbourne Accidentally Watches Replay Of Carlton Blues Match
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sydney man residing in the Victorian capital has reportedly found himself in the unfortunate situation
NRL Scriptwriters Receive Logie Nomination For State Of Origin Miniseries
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NRL scriptwriters have been nominated for a Logie Award for their work on
Pissed White Collar Bloke At Karaoke Really Shouldn’t Have Attempted That Eminem Song
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local finance bloke was left feeling a little red faced last weekend, after attempting to
Sleepy Country Town With Undefeated 2nd Grade Football Side Must Have An Abattoir
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yawannagokhunt, a two horse country town east of Betoota has this week maintained their bizarre footballing
Assange Asks To Go Back To Prison After Landing In Canberra At 6:30pm On A Winter Wednesday Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A North Queensland man has enjoyed the shortest ever homecoming trip to Australia today. Julian Assange
Second Baby To Resolve Marital Issues That Still Persist Even After First Baby, Wedding, Dog Ownership
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple who should have called it quits years ago have doubled down yet
Rex Celebrates Soaring Above Virgin, Jetstar In Global Airline Rankings With Esky Of Cold Crownies, Complimentary Smokes On Every Flight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (Rex) Airlines has risen to 50th in the Skytrax Global Airline ranking,