Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Report: No One Cares That You Know What The Dow Jones Is
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The Betoota finance district is in a state of chaos this morning after a report out
Corporate Gen X Squash Player Unhappy With Popularity Of Pickle Ball With Millennial Staff
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT What was once a dignified and sweaty proving ground for corporate rivalries has now been replaced
All Blacks Fan In Chicago Makes Sure To Tells Locals That Auckland's Southside Is Way Rougher Bro
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An All Blacks supporter who travelled to Chicago earlier this week for the All Blacks Ireland
Aziz Ansari Makes Directorial Debut With Comedy Film That Would Obviously Be Greatly Complimented By Marijuana
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Aziz Ansari, the American comic known for his iconic stand up material, and appearances on Comedy
High-Speed Rail Authority Conduct Feasibility Study Into Conducting A Feasibility Study Into Creating A High-Speed Rail Authority
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The newly established interim High-Speed Rail Authority (HSRA) has today confirmed the commencement of a multi-phase
Report: Every Town's Tourism Photo Along Pacific Highway Found To Be Wildly Misleading
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report has confirmed that every town’s tourism photo along the Pacific Highway is
Local Woman Outraged On Friend’s Behalf Who Remains Weirdly Unbothered
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is today left baffled and increasingly frustrated, struggling to understand why her friend
New Jamie Oliver Cookbook, 10 Nanosecond Meals, Promises To Feed Your Family Before The Light Reflecting Off The Meal Even Registers On Their Fucking Retinas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what experts are calling the epic conclusion of two decades of speed-orientated culinary charlatanism, celebrity
“I Wish Australia Had Politicians Like [This American With The Exact Same Politics As 2019 Bill Shorten]”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Zohran Mamdani has been elected mayor of New York by landslide, in what can only signal
“Yay Mamdani Won!” Says Sydney Leftie Who Couldn't Tell You The Name Or Party Of Her Own Local Mayor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Newtown woman is reportedly humming with joy this afternoon, after US politician Zohran Mamdani defeated
Woman In Pottery Class Disappointed That No One Is Hot Enough To Patrick Swayze Her
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact An audible sigh seeped out of Nadia Canningvale (32) after glancing around her wheel throwing pottery
Democrats Shocked By The Landslide Election Of Left-Wing Candidate Offering Left-Wing Policies To Left-Wing Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of being rubbished by the American media and the Democrat establishment, US politician Zohran