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See, This Is What Happens When The Kids Get Off Bloody TikTok!!!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young shredder from the Gold Coast has today added another few hundred grams of Gold

Queensland Dad’s Intense 3 Hours Of Yard Work Followed By 1 Mid-Strength And Nap On Kitchen Tiles

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A long-awaited morning of intense cardio has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as one

Lime Cordiale Have Broken The Aussie ARIA Chart Drought – And Joined The Betoota Podcast For An In Depth Chat. Listen Now!

British PM Urges Premier League To The Bring 2024 Season Forward A Week To Distract These Morons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The UK Prime Minister has promised “swift criminal sanctions” for anyone who has taken part in

Popular Yuan-To-AUD Conversion Facility Claims 40% Cap On Foreign Students Will Essentially Make It Insolvent

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most esteemed Yuan-to-AUD Conversion Facilities, the University

British Lad Returns From Residence In Spain To Take Part In Xenophobic Riots In England

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An English migrant in Spain that still can’t even count to 10 in Spanish has

Track And Field Events Responsible For Meteoric Rise In Blokes Bringing Up High School Achievements

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the second week of the Paris Olympics kicks off, the world watches on as the

Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps

Dusty Tells Serena To Book The Maldives Villa After Announcing Retirement

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Richmond Tigers superstar Dustin Martin has today announced that he will be hanging up the boots.

Margaret River Breaks Out The Shiraz For Brekky And Cheers On Their Local Boy For Gold

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The picturesque town of Margaret River, renowned for being the number one spot to get shitfaced

Local Bloke Puts Drunk Mate In Uber And Kisses Both Him And His 4.9 Customer Rating Goodbye

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s managed to rack up an almost perfect Uber customer rating has been

REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank