Report: Righto Can We Just Play Some Fucking Cricket Now Or What?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian Test captain Pat Cummins spent 68 minutes this morning answering questions about what
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Chalmers Tells RBA He’ll Go Full Logan On These Putrid Mutts If They Don’t Lower Rates Next Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer has today issued a stunning spray at the Reserve Bank of Australia.
Dutton Prays Economy Gets Bad Enough For Suburban Mums To Consider Voting For Everything They Despise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In terrific news for Peter Dutton, the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) governor Michele Bullock has
Dad Actually A Bit Rattled By Fatty’s Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local dad has spent the last few days in quiet contemplation, after learning that the
Man Somehow Too Dumb To Be A Leasing Agent Becomes Successful Personal Trainer
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man who has trouble admitting he doesn’t know much about pretty much
Anti Woke Crusader Seems To Know More About Identity Politics Than The People He’s Supposedly Fighting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local father of 3 has today been told to take a bit of time of
Outrage As Leaked Documents Reveal Skibidi Toilet Man Is Set To Be Named Time Person Of The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Time Magazine has caused a stir this week, after leaked emails have revealed their ‘Person of
Report: Just Make Mase The Blues Coach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NSW Rugby League have today confirmed that they are still very much the NSW Rugby League.
Self-Described Alpha Male Gets About In An Automatic Ranger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local unqualified builder has confirmed today that he drives an automatic Ford Ranger
Bartender Acting Like He’s Got To Get Council Approval To Change The Fucking TV Channel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An employee at the Betoota Ponds Tavern is today being praised for going above and beyond
Local Dad Confirms Pre-Christmas Test Ham Is Performing Perfectly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sexagenarian has confirmed his pre-Christmas test ham is performing as
Horse Girl Movies Found To Be Root Cause Of Local Woman’s ‘I Can Change Him’ Delusions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s been discovered that ‘horse girl movies’ may be indirectly responsible for encouraging women to
Mum And Dad Start Asking Again Whether They Should Be Buying Some Crypto
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The crypto craze is officially back, it can be confirmed today. The confirmation came over the