Report: Righto Can We Just Play Some Fucking Cricket Now Or What?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian Test captain Pat Cummins spent 68 minutes this morning answering questions about what
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Local Woman Curses Her Past Self After Coming Home To A Bed With Stripped Sheets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local woman Emma Clarke is cursing her past self after coming home from a night out
Inner City Tote Bag Guy Celebrates 5th Birthday Of Book In Tote Bag He’ll Never Read
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local full-time son/part-time creative inner-city man has celebrated the 5th birthday
Report: 90% Of People Using Camel Backpacks Definitely Don’t Really Need To Be
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has concluded that, in almost all circumstances, using a camel backpack—those backpacks
Auntie Pops Into Kmart To Buy Hunk Of Toxic Plastic That Nephew Will Play With For Five Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman in need of a last minute gift for her nephew’s birthday has
Strava Screenshot on Insta Confirms Mate is Still Fitter, Smugger, and More Technologically Advanced Than You
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Lachie Jenkins has once again confirmed his undisputed superiority over his mates with a Strava screenshot
ABC Chair Kim Williams Attempts To Understand The Likes Of Rogan By Smoking DMT And Trying Wild Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ABC Chair Kim Williams took an unconventional approach to understanding controversial podcaster Joe Rogan
Pinterest Girlie Learns New Boyfriend Has A Very Different Concept Of ‘A Feature Wall’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local DIY enthusiast has uncovered her latest project this morning upon learning that
Local Woman Tricks Herself Into Thinking Blueberry Muffin Is The Healthier Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has chosen a blueberry muffin over a double-choc chunk cookie at her
Local 14-Year-Old Plans To Vote For Trump At Next Election After Being Utterly Betrayed By Labor Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Year 8 student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights says the
Local Renter Unsure If It’s The Lead Paint Exposure, Asbestos Or Plastic Chemicals That’ll Get Him In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local renter, who was not born between 1955-1980, and therefore must spend the entire
Australia Reaffirms Its Inflated Sense Of Self And Implements World First Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian politicians are patting themselves on the back today, after achieving greatness once again. That’s
Local Woman Nails ‘Focused Employee’ Look While Online Shopping During Meeting
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a masterclass of corporate camouflage, a local woman has nailed the ‘focused employee’ look, flawlessly