Microsoft Confirms Global Outage Was Caused By One Of The Kids Downloading Link_Park_Numb.MP3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Global technology provider Microsoft has revealed the cause of this morning's widespread major outage.
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Boss Suggests Mindfulness To Recently-Made Redundant Employee
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Dad’s Christmas Cheer Dampened By The Knowledge That He Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Deck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact There won’t be any bloody Christmas at this rate. That’s what a local Betoota
Man Prepares To Enter A Chemist Warehouse The Same Way He Does For A Rave
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local man Troy Leoni (32) has been spotted outside Betoota Heights’ Chemist Warehouse, gearing up for
Woman Who Doesn’t Like Cats Just Hasn’t Met The Right Cat Yet, Says Friend Who Likes Cats
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman is now on a mission to convince her mate that not all cats
3421 Shits Later, Former Lockdown Hoarded Still Hasn’t Made A Dent On The Stash Of Toilet Paper
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what can only be described as an astounding display of post-pandemic denial, Betoota Heights
‘I Miss Hearing Birds’ Cries NIMBY Who Chopped Down Trees For Blocking Bay Views
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a tale of breathtaking hypocrisy, Betoota Hills resident Stuart Granger (52) has claimed he “misses
RBA To Lower Rates Immediately After Labor Is Booted For Being In Government When Rates Went Up 12 Times
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has finally given the nation a bit of clarity on what’
Man On Dating App Just Listing Desired Physical Attributes Like He’s Ordering A Subway Sandwich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man today stands accused of being a little bit too specific with his dating
Bloke Who Looks Like He Went For A Swim In His Work Clothes Confirms, Yeah It Is Pretty Sticky Out There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local office guy from Betoota Heights is today doing his best to remain cool. Not
Sydney Sweeney To Star As The Starbucks Waitress in Rom-Com About UnitedHealthcare Assassination
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Hollywood has been quick to get moving on the production of a semi-biographical blockbuster based
With Gun Control, NY Assassination Would’ve Been A Simple Egging
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It can be confirmed that the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson could have been avoided
Police Reveal How Luigi The UnitedHealthcare Shooter Evaded Police For So Long
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The New York Police Department have today revealed how the man behind one of the most