FIFA Assemble Special English Spider Cam At Atlanta Stadium Ahead Of Semi Final

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As the World Cup reaches the pointy end, the organisation in charge of running the tournament are frantically readying everything for this week's semi-finals.

With the top four ranked teams in the world facing each other in the final four for the first time ever, all eyes turn to Dallas and Atlanta.

A lovely battle between the French and Spanish will kick things off on Wednesday, before the Argies and English pick things up for the first time since that famous battle in 1986.

Given the history between the two nation's (see Falklands War, Hand of God) the match is a mouthwatering contest for die hard and neutral fans alike.

To make things extra special, and extra FIFA (corrupt), the organisers have rapidly installed some special Spider Cam rigging (pardon the pun) for the English team.

With an infestation of spider web hovering above the Argentine goal, it's believed the teams also won't change ends for the first time this tournament.

The special rigging comes after the English benefited from a stunning through ball from the Spider Cam in the quarter final against Norway.

With the Norwegians and the rest of the world left furious about the technological intervention that the officials just shrugged at, FIFA is now keen to take it one step further.

"Haha you like," said some crisp looking European man with an ambiguous Western European accent.

"It's as you would say, a bit of innovation."

"We have rigged for Messi and Argentina to make so far because of, how would you say, Messi's American journey. But now is time to say goodbye."

"So we see how the English use the spider cam."

"Should be interesting ja."

More to come.