Microsoft Confirms Global Outage Was Caused By One Of The Kids Downloading Link_Park_Numb.MP3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Global technology provider Microsoft has revealed the cause of this morning's widespread major outage.
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Girl Bestie Clubbing With The Gays Fully Prepared To Be Abandoned Upon Sight Of Eligible Fellow Homosexuals
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Sorry China, The International Airport And New Roads Won’t Be Necessary… Because PNG IS JOINING THE NRL!!!
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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has transcended through the laws of quantum physics and found himself teleported to
“They Missed A Piece” Says Man Building Ikea Table Who Trusts Himself Over Unorganised Swedes
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again fallen victim to the notoriously disorganised Ikea’s forgetful act
Commuter Officially A Grown Up After Being Overcome With Rage At The Little Cunts Not Standing Up For Old Ladies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The circle of life continues today, as a once flippant little brat transforms into a cranky
Oh Fuck Yeah: The Scissors Are Gliding
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The frustrating task of wrapping Christmas presents has just become very worthwhile. This comes as one
As Dutton Stokes Culture Wars, Littleproud Secures The Balcony At Sunshine Beach Surf Club For Some Prawns And Ten Ice Cold Schooners Of Great Northern
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the middle of the Sunshine Beach Surf Club’s bustling lunch crowd, Nationals
Oh Dear: Country Bloke Has Already Shifted To The Rums At Work Christmas Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota CBD establishment is currently bracing for a Category 4 weather event this afternoon. The
What’s Happened To Our Hospitals?!’ Cries Rich Boomer Who Has A Family Trust For Tax Purposes
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an outburst that has left locals scratching their heads, Betoota Heights resident and self-proclaimed