1990s Poofter Basher Didn't End Up Settling Down In A Godly Heterosexual Relationship After All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who once policed the morality of his coastal hometown with his fists, is yet
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“Haha I Love This Song!” Says Tesla Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tesla advocate and green lifestyle enjoyer, Banjo Clementé, was recently heard exclaiming “Haha, I love this
Office Pisswreck Experiences Enough Mental Clarity To Bend Spoons With Mind After Completing Dry July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Advocate’s own Dave Henderson has reported experiencing unprecedented mental clarity, claiming he can
The Most Hectic Bloke You Know Is Moving To The Goldie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local printer salesman, Shayde Gisinger (34) has decided that it’s time for a clean slate.
Weird Blue Smurf Man Finally Speaks Out, Claiming That Frankie Muniz And Amanda Bynes Snuck Into His House And Put Blue Dye In His Pool
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The weird smurf guy from the Opening Ceremony of the Paris Olympics has finally broken his
Queenslanders, Tasmanians Carry Lesser States To Eternal Olympic Glory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland, Tasmania and to a much, much less extent Victoria and NSW are currently carrying the
Democrats Confident That Plastering Social Media With Gen Z Woo Girl Memes Is A Winning Strategy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The DNC have announced that they are confident that plastering social media with a trend that’
China and Eastern Europeans Excel In Regimented, Non-Commercial, Communist Sports
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a news that has surprised absolutely no one, athletes from China and Eastern Europe are
International Students Rejoice As Native English Speaker Agrees To Do Entire Group Assignment For Cash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a landmark deal that’s set to redefine group assignments at the prestigious South Betoota
Maddi Levi Set To Be Registered As Late Entrant For 100 Metre Sprint After 7s Wraps Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head honchos at Athletics Australia have today dropped a bombshell ahead of the second week
Dutton To Visit Israel To Better Understand Why Those Jokes His Nationals MPs Make About Jews After A Few Bottles Of Koonunga Hill Are Not Okay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is on his way to Israel, where he will meet with senior
Tony Burke’s First Press Conference As Immigration Minister Spent Explaining That He Isn’t Andrew Gaze And Didn’t Catch The Boomers Game Against Spain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new man taking up the Home Affairs hot seat has today endured a frosty reception,
Local Socialist Is Ideologically Against Empty Holiday Homes But Not Her Mate’s Family Beach House
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist in the ongoing debate about empty homes, Betoota Heights resident Brea Heinemann,