Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Former Graffiti Writer Can’t Help But Correct 67 Year Old Train Hobbyist’s Model Identification
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Elderly Man Puts Entire Bus On High Alert After Randomly Standing Up At The Worst Possible Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An older gentleman has decided to add some spice to everyone’s morning by deciding to
Lawn Guy Loudly Talking About Edging And Aftercare Unaware Of How Much Of A Degenerate He Sounds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local ‘lawn guy’ has left some ears burning tonight, after an innocent conversation about lawn
Liberal Dirt File Releases Details Of 2009 Incident Where Chris Bowen Got Pissed Off 3 Light Ice Stubbies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberals have escalated its opposition research campaign this week with the release of
ABC Journalist Sacked After Interviewing A Normal And Relatable Young Person About The Rental Crisis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A journalist at the ABC has been fired this week after committing a grave breach of
AFL Fans Get Treated To A Delicious NRL-Style Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the West Coast Eagles were running riot through Perth in the
Tesla Under Pressure To Sack Neurodivergent DEI Immigrant Running The Company Into Ground
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Calls are growing around the world to call time on woke. The latest flash point in
Call Local Man Crazy But He’d Like To See Dental Added To Medicare Before We Buy Anymore Nuclear Submarines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has invited people to say what they want about him because
He Wants It Too Much
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party’s poll numbers continue to plunge in the final weeks of the 2025
Boomer No Longer Able To Dine Out After Minimum Wage Employees Take His Advice And Leave For A Cheaper City
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An older bloke from the French Quarter has unfortunately found himself eating his words today, which
Say What You Want About The Man, But Barnaby Joyce Is Going To Absolutely Shit It In This Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the media and political class edge even closer to their own version of grand final
Report: 2016 Would Have Loved Katy Perry’s All Girl Space Mission
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Pretty much all the experts are in agreement that 2016 would have absolutely adored that Katy