1990s Poofter Basher Didn't End Up Settling Down In A Godly Heterosexual Relationship After All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who once policed the morality of his coastal hometown with his fists, is yet
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Gender Medal Gap Blows Out To An Unprecedented 800% Disparity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Economists, sports scientists and men’s rights activists are this week coming to terms with a
Sydney Girl On Overseas Holiday Compares Every Place She Visits To A Similar Suburb Back Home
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Sydney local Emily Parkes has today been accused of spending her entire European holiday, pointing
Tony Abbott Eagerly Awaits His Induction Into The’Hot Rodent Men’ Category
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Sources from inside the former Prime Ministers office have told The Betoota Advocate that Tony
Stubborn Father Of Daughters Risks Extreme Ridicule By Finally Asking What All This Brat Shit Is
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a rare display of vulnerability, local father of two Gen Z daughters, Greg Thompson (50)
Australia Expected To Rack Up Even More Golds If IOC Finally Includes 4-Square Handball
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Calls from the Australian sporting community continue to grow as the demand for 4-square handball to
WADA To Investigate China Claims That Australian Swimmers Have Been Putting Banana And Honey On Their Weet-Bix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has announced an investigation into allegations that Australian swimmers have been
Max Chandler-Mather Stumbles Into Room Covered In Plastic Drop Sheets After Being Invited To Lunch With Albo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “What… What is this!?” asks the Greens Shadow Housing Minister, after opening the second door on
Jacqui Lambie Says It’s Time We Have A Conversation About The Commercial Viability Of Men’s Sport
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s only honest politicians has today spoken out about one of the
Paris Games Excitement Spurs Mackay To Remind Everyone They’re Australia’s Most Olympic Town
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The humble Queensland town of Mackay has politely told the rest of Australia to ‘get a
Ethan Yewing Unable To Go Full Straddie Without A Wave Full Of Rich Morons From Ascot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Stradbroke Island’s Ethan Yewing has bowed out the Olympic surfing quarter finals against fellow Aussie
Local Man’s BYD Locks Doors And Speeds Toward Nearest Power Pole After He Joked About Chinese Doping
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s BYD Atto 3 reportedly locked its doors and accelerated towards the nearest
Dad Suddenly Knows Every Single Aussie Olympian’s Strongest Events, PBs, Hometowns, Previous Sports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Olympic Spirit has well and truly made it’s way into the living room of