Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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“I’m Voting For An Independent” Says Financially Secure White Person
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Australian Neo-Nazi Smashes His Laptop After Receiving A Polite “Welcome” On Home Screen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sky News viewer has left a giant hole in his computer screen because he doesn’
“You Blokes Like Cricket Or?” Angus Taylor Asks Locals On First Ever Visit To Leppington
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has today ventured deep into the new cosmopolitan heart of his rejigged
Local Voter Gives ‘H Fong’ A Taste Of Own Medicine By Giving His Number To Anonymous STI Service
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who can’t seem to opt out of receiving text messages from ‘H Fong’
“Renewables Are Great, But What We Need Is More Gas” (To Sell Overseas And Buy Back At Eye-Wateringly Inflated Prices) Says Sky News Uncle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A purveyor of common sense has today explained to The Advocate the solution to the nation’
Dutton Backs His Liberal Candidate In Fowler Because He Didn’t Say Anything Wrong
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In 2013, Chief of the Army, Lieutenant-General David Morrison responded to a horrible
This Saturday’s Breakfast Of Champions Confirmed
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Trump And Zelensky Settle Differences With A Tense Game Of Slaps
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Trump and Zelensky have decided to put aside their differences and hinge the future of Ukraine
Exhausted Dutton Agrees With The Neo-Nazis Who Interrupted Dawn Services But Says Beware Of The Anti-Semitic Greenies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today accused the Greens party of being anti-semitic, just moments
Mwahahaha: Dutton Bus Undone By One Of Clover Moore’s Leftie Bike Lanes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s bus has been got wedged in central Sydney this
“Brum” Offers A Glimpse Of Birmingham Before It Was A God-Forsaken Shithole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man known locally as “Big Dum [sic] Brum” or simply “BDB” says he