Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Clive Palmer Accidentally Sends Text Message Meant For His Media Advisor To 18 Million Australians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After doing everything everything in his power to get in front of Australian voters ahead of
Tim Wilson Says He Must Get Re-Elected Before He Runs Out Of Super And Therefore Can’t Buy A Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man who came up with the Liberal Party’s woefully received ‘Super For Housing’ policy
Alex Dyson Makes Last Ditch Effort To Win Swing Voters By Getting Blind At The Warrnambool Races
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The aspiring next member for Wannon has gone all out today, it can be confirmed. Alex
Nation Waits Excitedly To See What Unique And Unpredictable Voting Patterns That Queensland Pulls Out Of It’s Arse On Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Political beings around the nation are eagerly licking their lips, it can be confirmed today. The
PM Dedicates Just One Arvo To Campaigning In His Own Seat By Visiting The Enmore Weed Dispensary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both leaders bounce around the marginal electorates of Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane – the final days
Dutton: Liberal Candidate Wrong For Suggesting Pensioners Are Worthless Field Peasants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Liberal candidate has been forced to backtrack this afternoon after making the suggestion
Last Minute Polls Show ‘Political Immaturity’ Of Australians Is Really Hurting Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Opposition is today frantically trying to do what it can to mature the Australian population.
Last Minute Polls Show ‘Political Immaturity’ Of Australians Is Really Hurting Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Opposition is today frantically trying to do what it can to mature the Australian population.
‘Hate Media’ Actually Just Assertive Women Who Ask Peter Dutton Questions He Doesn’t Like
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Federal Opposition is in panic stations this week, as they begin to dismiss the
Federal Election Struggles To Get Air Time In Between Cookbooks Scandal And Mushroom Killer Trial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Election is in 3 days and Australians seem to have tuned out completely. This
Nation Increasingly Jealous Of 11-Hour Blackout In Spain And Portugal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the federal election campaign enters its final stretch, residents of our cosmopolitan desert
Marvel Boyfriend Convinces Woman To Come To Movies Simply By Name Dropping Florence Pugh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has successfully gotten his indie movie loving girlfriend to watch an action movie