Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Economists Discover You Can Make More Money Off Forests By Not Chainsawing Them To Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A few of the miserable pointy heads who craft Australian economic policy – also known as economists
Say What You Want About The Independents, But At Least They’re Hot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the weary nation either prepares to vote (or completely tune out from politics because they’
“The Rest Of The World Loves Nuclear” Says Nuclear Advocate About 15% Of The World, That Built Nuclear Decades Ago
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16 Reasons Why Peter Dutton Deserves To Be The Next Prime Minister Of Australia
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This Is Democracy Manifest Yells Voter Eating 3rd Democracy Sausage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local comedian has today reduced an entire polling booth worth of volunteers to tears, after
Big Democracy Guy: Bloke Puts Democracy Sauce On Democracy Sausage To Celebrate Democracy’s Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fan of constitutional democracy is today celebrating in trademark style. Eric Anderson (29) from
Small Business Owner That Grew Up In A War Zone With No Running Water Deeply Moved By Albo’s Public Housing Origin Story
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Perth man has today been treated to a rather interesting story courtesy of the Prime
Everyone Now Aware That Local Woman Does Poos After Publicly Stocking Up On Toilet Paper
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact WOW THIS WOMAN SHITS! In some banal news to break up the political content, it can
Keating: “If They Ever Wheel Me Out Like Little Johnny, I Want You To Shoot Me”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has used his bi-annual luncheon with The Advocate’
Liberals Make Last Attempt At Female Voters By Allowing Sussan Ley To Let Rip With The Astrology
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT CAN’T HURT? As a new YouGov poll shows absolutely catastrophic predictions for the Liberal Party
Policrastination: The Professional Politician’s Guide To Procrastination With Purpose
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for aspiring politicians and political staffers, one of Australia’s longest serving