Queenslander Visiting Central America Wonders When He'll Eat Some Real Mexican Food Like They Have At Montezuma’s
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Queenslander who is currently visiting Mexico for the first time has confirmed the authentic dishes
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Silly Seasoner Finds Himself Once Again Telling Pakistani Driver How Much Of A Mad Cunt That Bumrah Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A big dumb commercial leasing agent found himself once again in the back of
Local Moron Goes Into The Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A city man is shaking his damn head today, after fumbling the bag like a frickin
Fresh Packet Of Zooper Doopers Not Long For This World
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Zooper Doopers across the country are taking their final breaths today. As the nation winces through
Opinion: Celebrating Saruman’s Death Is Wrong, He Was A Father
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact One of the more moving stories I find myself returning to is an account of the
Mate Who Just Completely Missed The Cue Ball Told To Hand His Car Keys Over
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this weekend had matters taken out of his hands. In some welcome
No No No No Nooooooooooooooo, Older Sister’s New Boyfriend Looks Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family unit is today coming to terms with a tough new reality. The immediate
Major Hotel Chains Quietly Stop Hosting Australia Day Events As They Don’t Draw A Crowd Anymore Because This Needlessly Mythologised And Alcohol-Fuelled Celebration Of Chest-Beating Patriotism Is An Increasingly Irrelevant Liberal Party Invention That Has
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As Peter Dutton ramps up his culture wars by refusing to stand in front of the
Pandemic Support Floofers Put Up For Adoption In Record Numbers Because Their Owners Are Selfish Yuppie Fucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As many around the nation begin shutting down for the year, those on the frontline in
Prospective Rockabilly Shunned By Community For Not Being Overweight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Shane McNamara has been rejected by the Betoota Rockabilly Society after failing
Blue Mountains Man Skeptical About This Whole Facebook Thing That Everyone In Sydney Is Into
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A lifelong Blue Mountains resident , Xavier Dawson (31), has expressed serious doubts about this “Facebook” phenomenon
Christmas Party Hijacked By Filo Workmate’s Cunning Plan To End Up At Karaoke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A work Christmas Party in Betoota’s Old City District is looking very likely to descend
Girl Bestie Clubbing With The Gays Fully Prepared To Be Abandoned Upon Sight Of Eligible Fellow Homosexuals
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has fully embraced the fate that awaits her as she heads out clubbing