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Local Girl Skips The Niceties And Just Asks Date To Show Her His Instagram Explore Page

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman burnt out by dating apps has now come up with a efficient system

REX Neither Confirms Nor Denies Rumours They’ve Acquired A Fleet Of Ex-RAAF Caribous And A Couple Old Hercs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Embattled regional airline REX is rumoured to have acquired a small fleet of ex-Royal Australian Air

Kamala Harris Strengthens Rural Vote By Choosing VP Who Looks Like A Disgraced Western NSW Mayor

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The presumptive 2024 Democrat candidate and current Vice President of the USA, Kamala Harris has finally

See, This Is What Happens When The Kids Get Off Bloody TikTok!!!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young shredder from the Gold Coast has today added another few hundred grams of Gold

Queensland Dad’s Intense 3 Hours Of Yard Work Followed By 1 Mid-Strength And Nap On Kitchen Tiles

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A long-awaited morning of intense cardio has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as one husky

Lime Cordiale Have Broken The Aussie ARIA Chart Drought – And Joined The Betoota Podcast For An In Depth Chat. Listen Now!

British PM Urges Premier League To The Bring 2024 Season Forward A Week To Distract These Morons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The UK Prime Minister has promised “swift criminal sanctions” for anyone who has taken part in

Popular Yuan-To-AUD Conversion Facility Claims 40% Cap On Foreign Students Will Essentially Make It Insolvent

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most esteemed Yuan-to-AUD Conversion Facilities, the University of Sydney, is reeling

British Lad Returns From Residence In Spain To Take Part In Xenophobic Riots In England

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An English migrant in Spain that still can’t even count to 10 in Spanish has

Track And Field Events Responsible For Meteoric Rise In Blokes Bringing Up High School Achievements

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the second week of the Paris Olympics kicks off, the world watches on as the

Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps in the

Dusty Tells Serena To Book The Maldives Villa After Announcing Retirement

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Richmond Tigers superstar Dustin Martin has today announced that he will be hanging up the boots.