Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Man Who ‘Doesn’t Do Politics’ Mysteriously Has Strong Political Opinions
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Baz Petros (39) has once again assured friends that he “doesn’t do
Liberal’s Rebuild Begins By Fucking Over Nats To Poach That Very Balanced And Consistent Senator From The Referendum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The limping Federal Opposition is in turmoil today, as the uptown toffs from the Liberal Party
American Man Finally Gets A Job With Decent Health Insurance
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT An American has finally gotten a job that has fully comprehensive, universal health insurance, by leaving
Australia Now On Track To Fix Housing Crisis Before Release Of GTA VI
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for gamers, but welcome news for the rest of the nation – it
Gen Xer’s Mental Health Entirely Reliant On Reading 1 Book Every 5 Years Which Tells Them Not To Care About Anything
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter architect has today revealed to The Advocate one of the keys to
Peter V’Landys Spends Morning Mulling Over Which Rule He Feels Like Changing This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NRL Supremo Peter V’Landys has had another productive Friday morning, it can be confirmed today.
Pope Leo XIV Celebrates Chicago-Style
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Newly-elected Pope Leo XIV has marked his first public appearance in a way
Not The First Time QLD Has Smashed Up The Blue Team So Badly That They Don’t Win For A Generation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days after the 2025 Federal Election, Australians are now coming to terms with a vastly
“Well Fuck You And Fuck Your Teeth” Bandt Says On The Way Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Outgoing Greens leader Adam Bandt has formally conceded defeat in the seat of Melbourne,
Woman Who Works In Health System Comes Home And Watches Drama About People Who Work In Health System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is today unwinding in one of her favourite ways possible – by watching
Liberals To Elect First Female Leader Right When Party Is Most Fucked And People Need To Be Blamed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the dust settles from the 2025 Federal Election, the blame games are well underway amongst
Fantasy Nerd Struggling To Find Smut Where The Female Lead Character Isn’t A Teenager
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has once again found herself struggling to get through the first chapter of