Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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RETRACTION: A Sincere Apology To The Pangolin Community
The Betoota Advocate Editorial Board We would like to issue an unreserved apology to the global pangolin community and to
Local Woman Smashes Personal Best In Gym After Spotting Her Hot Gym Crush
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Local Women Quickly Become Friends By Bonding Over Their Endocrine Health Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Two women meeting for the first time have quickly become fast friends, after a drunken discussion
Appearance Of New Girlfriend On Sidelines Inspires Local Halfback To Have A Shocker
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Australian Man’s Shameful Francophile Past Exposed As Wife Finds “Tintin In The Congo” Buried Deep In His Bookshelf
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man who once prided himself on only watching SBS and attending French Film Festival each
‘Different Story Now Innit’ Smirks Top Boy Ange After Making Europa League Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s very own big dog of North London has today issued an ultimatum to the
Girl’s Drinks Set To Be Nuclear Tonight Now That They Don’t Have To Get Political
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Drinks with the girls is set to be nuclear tonight, as a group of friends in
Greens Supporters Not Sure If They Should Still Celebrate Two Straight White Men Losing Their Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It looks like the end of an era for the Australian Greens, after their high-tide
“Schools Are Allowing Kids To Identify As Cats” Says Woman Who Used To Run Around The Oval Like A Horse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial woman who only ever gets her news from Facebook has today gone on a
Gen X Dude Has Pair Of Jeans Worth $500 For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 49-year-old agency droid from Betoota Grove has left friends and family
Random Girl You Met Just Bought A House With Her Partner, Is Planning A Wedding Oh And They Got A Dog Too
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Amelia Kumar (27) found herself in what can only be described as the “friend-of-a-