Chinese Spy Tasked With Compromising Billionaire Len Ainsworth Ends Up Addicted To Lucky 88 Instead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chinese intelligence operative sent to compromise pokies billionaire Len Ainsworth has spent $138,
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Faded Anti-Smoking Mural From 1994 Suggests Local High School Has Got A Few War Stories
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A faded anti-smoking mural at an inner city high school now serves as a relic
“Respectfully. Go And Fuck Yourselves. We Aren’t Mates, Mate…” Says Ange To English Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Greek-Australian man has today told the leaches in the English press to take
Local Woman Sheepishly Asks Gym Trainer To Repeat Instructions After Spending The Entire Time Yapping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has yet again failed to listen to any instructions at her group fitness
Nation Excited To Meet The Freakshow Liberal Back Benchers That Will Now Have Very Important Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are about to become well acquainted with a number of previously unknown Liberal Party MPs
Greek-Australian Arsenal Fan 12 Hours Away From The Biggest Moral Dilemma Of His Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Greek-Australian man from the suburbs of Melbourne who’s also an Arsenal fan, is
Bloke At Mitre 10 Shudders After Hearing Local Weekend Warrior’s Extremely Dangerous Plan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hardware store employee has today been left shaking his head, after a rather interesting
QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps,
PM’s Staff Gently Close The Door As They Inform Albo That All Of His Enemies Have Been Dealt With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I ASK FOR JUSTICE: As hundreds of thousands of pilgrims gather in St Peter’s Square
NSW Government Confident Sydney Trains Are Nearly Fucked Enough To Suggest Privatisation???
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Government has today quietly convened for a conversation about the capital’s transport network.
Well That Didn’t Work Out The Way You Thought It Would
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a hilarious turn of events, former Nationals senator turned Liberal Party problem child, Jacinta Price,
Nationals Book Motorbike Tour Of South East Asia After Coming Out Of Long Term Relationship
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country’s primary regional political party has today taken a big step forward in its
Landlord Who Hiked Rent 3 Times In Last 3 Years Goes Quiet On Dropping Rent After Latest Rate Cut
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of middling local property moguls have today spoken to The Advocate after the Reserve