Queenslander's Happiness Slowly Creeping Back With Wallabies Test At Home On Saturday Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just another suckhole on the train into the city this morning from South Brisbane
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“Nah It’s Not Heavy, I Just Need To Get A Better Grip’’ Says Bloke Very Clearly Struggling To Pick Up Furniture
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke picking up a couch has had to assure the owner that he has no
Police Officer Detaining South Korean President Yoon Offers Him Special Get Out Of Jail Free Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SOEUL – REPUBLIC OF KOREA South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is today weighing up a bombshell
Sydney Enjoys Their Annual Queensland-Strength Thunderstorm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The weird rat-like people of Sydney awoke this morning to the aftermath of
America Just 4 Days Away From Returning To Pre-Tiktok Internet Culture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world waits with bated breath as the United States prepares to ban the TikTok app,
Plans For 2032 Brisbane Games Outlined: Olympic 100m To Take Place On A Slight Angle At Riverstage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Confidence has been restored in the River City this week, as it appears that there is
Liberal Party Now Panicking That The Acronym For Dutton’s New Slogan Makes Them Look Gay
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Peter Dutton unveils the new campaign slogan, ‘Let’s Get Australia Back On Track’ or
Dutton To Let Young Voters Raid 50k From Their Super To Buy Homes That Will Now Cost $500k More
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Federal Opposition has this week launched their new and extremely wordy slogan for 2025: Let’
Nation In Awe Of Star Entertainment Board After They Manage To Essentially Bankrupt A Fucking CASINO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country are watching on as a fucking casino chain teeters on
Putin Withdraws From Ukraine After Seeing Russian Tennis Player Has No Flag Next To Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today breathing a sigh of relief, after Russian President Vladimir Putin made a
Herd Beginning To Thin At Local Gym Finally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Attendance at BodyFunk 24/7 in Betoota Heights has began to recede back to
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood
Oh Dear: Robbo The Plumber Is Chewing The Poor Traffic Controller’s Ear Off Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local champion from the Betoota Heights has today drawn a few sighs from around his