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Old Poor Person Thrilled To Discover Boyish Surgical Resident Will Be Learning How To Operate On People On Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A patient at Royal Betoota Base Hospital has embraced the uniquely regional experience of
Bachelor With Bed Tucked Into The Corner Of Bedroom Obviously Doesn’t Get Any
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bachelor today stands accused of not having much luck in the love department, after
New Class Of Obesity Identified As World Health Updates BMI Metrics. Swipe Left To See New Category
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Spreadsheet Wrangling Finance Bro Furious Train Drivers Might Get Paid Half As Much As Him One Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney man has today given The Betoota Advocate his verdict on the industrial action currently
Vale David Lynch. Your Movies Were Fucken Weird And Way Too Long But Somehow Quite Good
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cinema has lost one of its great freaks, with the passing of legendary filmmaker
“Haha Sorry He Gets So Excited” Says Owner Of Poorly Trained Dog Jumping All Over Random People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local inner city yuppie has today drawn the ire of some of his fellow citizens,
“Who The Fuck Are All These People” Wonders Man Walking Past Packed Restaurants On A Rainy Wednesday Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As rain drizzled down onto the cobblestone streets of Betoota’s fabled French Quarter,
Mark Zuckerberg Acting Exactly Like Cady Heron When She Got A Hot Makeover In Mean Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In yet another example of life imitating art, tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg has fully completed his
Man Who Sues People Over Mean Tweets Still Pushing Ahead With ‘Strongman Persona’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition leader has this week hit the unofficial campaign trail to remind
“Nah It’s Not Heavy, I Just Need To Get A Better Grip’’ Says Bloke Very Clearly Struggling To Pick Up Furniture
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke picking up a couch has had to assure the owner that he has no
Police Officer Detaining South Korean President Yoon Offers Him Special Get Out Of Jail Free Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SOEUL – REPUBLIC OF KOREA South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is today weighing up a bombshell
Sydney Enjoys Their Annual Queensland-Strength Thunderstorm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The weird rat-like people of Sydney awoke this morning to the aftermath of