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Peter Dutton Marked Safe At Justin Hemmes Vaucluse Mansion As Cyclone Alfred Looks To Make Landfall Directly On His Electorate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s savviest share trader has today issued a relieving update for all his friends,
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane bloke has come home to find his girlfriend curled up on the couch with
Temu Trump Says Young Mothers Looking For Work Flexibility Can Just Take Half Pay, Or Get Sacked?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The leader of the party hoping to take charge of the country after the next election
Report: At Least New Shithole Housing Development Has Mad Street Names
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new housing development on the fringes of Betoota has been described by residents
Deception Bay Man Declares Himself Cyclone Ready
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Tropical Cyclone Alfred moves toward the Queensland coast, officials have warned residents to
Brisbane’s Surfers Rush To Make The Most Of The Freight Train Sets Rolling Into South Bank Beach
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Cyclone Alfred barrels towards south east Queensland, surfers have made the logical decision to abandon
Clive Palmer Tied Down And Secured Ahead Of Cyclone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Minders of the nation’s most beloved politician have today made a welcome announcement. As Tropical
First Good News Of 2025 As Jeep Stops Selling Their Piece Of Shit Grand Cherokee In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Carmarker Jeep has seen the writing on the wall this weekend and abandoned their
Gold Coast Stores Stripped Bare Of Fake Tan And Teeth Whitener Ahead Of Cyclone Alfred
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The South East Corner and Northern Coast of NSW are battening down the hatches today, as
Bloke Cracks Up Remembering That Time His School Bus Driver Bashed The Fuck Out Of A Teenager For Talking Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A high-flying finance executive in the Big Apple has today taken a brief
America’s Weird Anti-War Rebrand Leaves Rest Of The World Feeling Closer To A World War Than Ever
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Woman With Period Cramps Finds Herself Squeezing Tummy Like A Tomato Sauce Bottle
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