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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Democratic People’s Republic of Western Australia (DPRWA) is set to hold its
Peter Dutton Handcuffed By Liberal Staffers After Being Caught Googling Honolulu Holiday Packages
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to lead the country back on track has had quite the end to
Conservative Brisbane Voter Pained To Admit The Greens Have Put That Traitor Dutton To Shame
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Carina man has today been forced to make a big admission. A former rusted on
Fuckboy Alfred Waiting Until International Women’s Day To Make It All About Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact HAVING A SHOWER HAHA? CAN I JOIN? 😉 As Queenslanders grow increasingly angsty waiting for Cyclone Alfred
Cyclone Alfred Taking Longer To Arrive Than Australia Post
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The major weather event descending on Queensland and NSW has is taking it’s sweet god
Pauline Takes Matters Into Own Hands By Sailing Out To Meet Cyclone Alfred And Shoot It Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the eastern seaboard prepares for Cyclone Alfred to make landfall, one of the nation’s
Dutton Cuts Bondi Holiday Short And Heads Home To Hold A Broom
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has cut short a Sydney getaway and is returning to
Queenslanders Secretly Love This Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tropical Cyclone Alfred continues towards Queensland’s southern coastline, as local residents continue their diligent preparations
BOM Consider Giving Cyclone Alfred A Muslim Name So That Peter Dutton Takes It Seriously
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Bureau Of Meteorology has today made a stunning call. For the first time in recorded
Brissy Woo Girl Wondering If She Should Still Do Her Fake Tan Thursday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Cyclone Alfred prepares to wreak havoc on Queensland, Brisbane woo girl Chelsea Hanneman, 26, has
ScoMo Advises Dutton To Invite The Aussie Cricket Team To One Of His 30 Homes For A Damage Control PR Shoot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Liberal Party has today received some much needed PR advice from a
ABC Currently Providing Serious Bang For That 4 Cents A Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The national broadcaster is once again proving its worth to the nation, as the Tropical Cyclone