New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
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Brave 31-Year-Old Man Finally Admits He Never Really Understood Donnie Darko
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Brad Finch (31), has today become one of the bravest men in his community after coming
Local Woman Really Happy They Stopped Putting Syringes Of Cheese In Trendy Burgers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has just been reminded how grateful she is that we are out of
Atheist Edgelord Gen X Man Struggles To Hide Jealousy Of America's Secular Holiday
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An edgy Gen-X man that enjoys rejecting anything that comes out of the United States is
You Either Die A National, Or Live Long Enough To Become An Independent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce stood somewhat alone in the House of Representatives on Thursday afternoon, delivering the closest
BOM Confirms It's Absolutely Beer With Lunch Weather
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ever infallible Bureau of Meteorology have today issued an almost universally popular weather report. Fresh
Teen That’s Spent Countless Hours On Minecraft Not Interested In Picking Up Shovel In Real Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact 13 year old Minecraft enthusiast Nathan Hargreaves has once again refused to participate in any real-world
Degenerate Boyfriend Uses Girlfriend’s Expensive Shampoo As Body Wash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Charlie Belmont arrives at work each morning smelling like coconut and murumuru butters – and
Woman Reading Spicy Novel Too Horrified By Description Of Love Interest’s Anatomy To Find It Arousing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman reading one of her naughty novels has yet again herself more repulsed than aroused,
Local Man Craves A Shower Head As Powerful As The Ones Outside The Lifesaving Club
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local surfie has today departed the beach feeling a mixture of envy and resentment after
Local GP Sighs After Spotting Elephant Pants In The Waiting Room
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local GP has let out a deep sigh after spotting a pair of elephant pants
Hand Soap With This Coloured Bottle Can Charge Whatever The Fuck They Want
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Australian Competition and Consumer (ACCC) has uncovered some explosive news today. It turns out that
Households Who Have Their Toilet Paper Delivered Far More Likely To Volunteer For The Greens
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The ABS has today confirmed a direct correlation between households that have their toilet paper delivered