PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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With No Footy Or Cricket On This Weekend, Nation's Women Annoyed Their Boyfriends Want To Hang Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s girlfriends are reportedly feeling a bit disgruntled today, after realising they’ll have
Victoria Vows To Rehabilitate Youth Criminals By Turning Them Into Highly Skilled Adult Criminals
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Victorian government is weighing up a major justice overhaul, eager to help its young offenders
"Well That Was Easy" Shrugs Barnaby As He Gets Coalition To Destroy Itself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today shrugged his shoulders with the relaxed
Australian Start-Up Bro Congratulates Elon Musk On Becoming A Trillionaire Via DMs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local hustler and self styled start-up cofounder has quietly congratulated his “friend” Elon Musk
Too Much Going On In The World For Anyone To Care About Old Cunt’s Gripe With Premature Christmas Decorations
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact IT'S TOO EARLY: Local retiree Barry McManus, 71, has reportedly taken issue with Christmas
Liberals To Formally Ditch Net Zero Because Eventually The Floods Will Put Out The Bushfires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has surprised not one voter, the Liberal Party has once again trusted their
Law Student Receptionist Now Expected To Write, Direct And Star in Corporate TikToks
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloated HECS debt is feeling particularly heavy for a young law student today,
Senator Bragg Time Travels Back To 2017 To Save The Liberal Party From Being Destroyed By Sky News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO WIN: As Liberal Party prepares to ditch their previous
Undeniable New Findings Confirm The Curly Wurly Is Far Superior To Chomp
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An independent study conducted by the Australian Lolly Foundation has confirmed what many have always suspected
Demise Of Menulog Proves There's No Such Thing As Ethical Food Delivery, You Fat Fuck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The death of Menulog this week has offered Australians a sobering reminder that there
Trump Just Gonna Have To Start A Full Blown War If These Epstein Leaks Keep Coming
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States is reportedly considering drastic action, it can be confirmed today.
Dating Profile Significantly Enhanced After Biting The Bullet And Using Cute Pics The Ex Took
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT In a remarkably brazen act, it can be reported today that a recently single man has