Battle Of The Chris's To Be Decided By A Game Of Bullrush Outside The Beehive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our great friends across the dutch (sic) have hosted an incredibly tight election over the weekend.
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Albo Calls Another National Address To Announce He's Taking A Month Off The Piss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today kept the good times rolling, by calling another National Address.
Yeah, That Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today called the nation in for a big meeting, that definitely
Wife's Barina Gets A Cheeky Sip On The Company Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A faithful old steed has today been treated to a beautiful drop of liquid hay. Sharon
Pauline To Give Alternative National Address On Sky News At 7pm To Discuss Those Scarves Muslim Women Wear
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister's office have confirmed that the Australian leader will deliver an address
Albo Plans Epic April Fools Day Prank For Tonight Where He's Going To Say Everything Will Be OK
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will address the nation this evening at 7pm, where he
Blah Blah Blah 25% Tax On Gas Exports Please
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation prepares for some weird war time address from a Prime Minister who says
Italy To Now Redirect Their National Pride Into A More Realistic Word Cup Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In heart-breaking news for your mate who installs marble and ceramic bench tops, Italy has
In An Effort To Ration Nation's Fuel Supplies, PM Considers Also Slashing Beer Excise Tax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the War in Iran rages, Prime Minister Albanese is taking unprecedented action to ensure that
At Times Like This, We Miss Buzzfeed And Their "Iran Is Still Serving Cunt" Style Headlines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In terms of youth-orientated media in the past 20 years, none was bigger
Azzurri Still Cursed Ever Since Robbing Us Of A World Cup In ‘06
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Italians have gone ahead and done it again. The Azzurri have done the opposite of
Triple J Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Bad Dreems Cover 'Dido - White Flag' On Like A Version
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT GO DOWNNN WITH THISSS SHIPPPP! Triple J are reportedly receiving mounting pressure from listeners, South Australians,
RBA Puts Band Aid On Consumer's Bullet Wound After Shooting Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The RBA has found the weary consumer and/or mortgage holder, lost in the