Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Katter Boys Tell Palaszczuk To Just Say The Word And They’ll Secure A Supply Of Federal Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE ISARRECTION: With 95% of Australians still yet to receive their jabs, the Federal Government has
Prime Minister Billy Hughes Praised For Beating Spanish Flu By Using CBD Hotels For Quarantine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Billy Hughes has officially been recognised for his world-class management of the
English Mate Who’s Ready To Get Hurt Again Starts Convincing Himself It’s Coming Home This Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After managing to keep his expectations for the English football team in check for the better
Millennial More Likely To Get PS5 He Pre-ordered In October Than Jab He Was Promised In March
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 28-year-old Betoota Heights man explained to The Advocate today that he’
QLD Premier: “Fuck You And Fuck Your Bullshit National Cabinet. Give Us Some More Fucken Jabs”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE NORTHERN BLOWTORCH: The Queensland Premier has today run the ball up the middle and launched
Anti-Mask Barnaby Asks The Prime Minister If He’s Ever Heard Of This Pete Evans Bloke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s highest ranking anti-masker has today put forward an interesting suggestion to the
Nation Patiently Waits And Waits And Waits For Albo To Put The Boot Into This Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has dropped the ball again and now the nation
Anti-Mask Barnaby Found Naked And Lost In Forest After Being Spooked By Deer While Sunbathing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Police have confirmed that a husky New England man found himself lost in NSW bushland
Family And Friends Of Eastern Suburbs Resident Not At All Concerned That She Might Leave Bondi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As Sydney and its surroundings finish up another day of lockdown, residents of the region are
Nanna Relieved PM Is Encouraging Aged Care Workers To Get Their First Jab 11 Weeks From Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights grandmother of 23 is feeling a rush of relief today, after learning
Anti-Mask Barnaby Interrupts NSW Police Press Conference To Explain That He Is Prime Creator Of This Earth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A frustrated man declaring himself to be God and the “prime creator of this Earth” has
Anti-Mask Barnaby Informs Bunnings Staff Of This Thing Called The 1948 Charter Of Human Rights
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce has reportedly caused a bit of a scene this afternoon, after a heated run-